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"I'll take a lot of the credit for that."

Mitt will run this no matter what happens, and no matter what the issue is. He will be mocked when he runs it after the outbreak of nuclear war.

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What is this "newspaper" of which you speak? Inquiring teabaggers want to know.

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Great Britain is where murders are events worthy of detailed investigation. In the US, we barely have time to add them up.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, I know, right? Anyone would think feasting on the souls of society's neediest was the elixir of life.

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The fundies are preparing for all contingencies, <em>especially</em> Jesus.

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"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Usually when a guy is standing in front of a wall like that he's wearing a blindfold and smoking his last cigarette.

SullivanSt's avatar

Unlike TV here (CSI, the other CSI, the other other CSI, Law & Order, the other Law & Order, the other other Law & Order, Criminal Minds, The First 48, Dateline, blahblahblah)

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This is like those touts who offer you the winner of the Super Bowl - and will refund your money if the prediction doesn't come true.

They just send half the suckers the name of one team and half the suckers the name of the other team.

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I ain't legislatin' with no crazy fool!

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Three different videos saying three different things about one issue?

Mitt Romney says that's a good start for a beginner.

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No conscience, no worries.

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More interesting move would probably be to send everyone the same name, wait for the odds to be distorted, and bet some proportion of the proceeds on the other team. Saving at least enough for your ticket to Youllneverseemeagain, of course ;)