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Kinda like the LaRouche Dems maybe?

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He's favored to win? So...what is his opponent's problem. Leprosy?

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Not enough times for it to stick.

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Of course if a woman was accused of these things..

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So...is this a Wonkette endorsement? Dr. Zoomer isn't very clear on that point.

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If this guy gets elected I'll be grabbing my muskrat. Anybody else in?

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Never say no to muskrat love!

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By we, I mean Richmond, dog help us, and by telly, I mean Wonkette.

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I prefer the singer, weird veggie fetish and all.

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Eep is right. #blech

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Jesus wept.

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thus removing his taint.

Oh dear. Wouldn't that cause massive problems in his underwear?

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Is there a Dick Club for Politicos or have Lesbians and Staffers hacked off that too...also.

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Does Morrissey even HAVE e-mails? I mean, where's the beef?

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Let me guess, moral majority and family values guy?

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