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Historicat's avatar

Kinda like the LaRouche Dems maybe?

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glennisw's avatar

He's favored to win? So...what is his opponent's problem. Leprosy?

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Not enough times for it to stick.

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JHan's avatar

Of course if a woman was accused of these things..

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Brendan_M's avatar

So...is this a Wonkette endorsement? Dr. Zoomer isn't very clear on that point.

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chascates's avatar

If this guy gets elected I'll be grabbing my muskrat. Anybody else in?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Never say no to muskrat love!

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msanthrope's avatar

By we, I mean Richmond, dog help us, and by telly, I mean Wonkette.

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The Quirk's avatar

I prefer the singer, weird veggie fetish and all.

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MOG253's avatar

Eep is right. #blech

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MOG253's avatar

Jesus wept.

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Serai 1's avatar

thus removing his taint.

Oh dear. Wouldn't that cause massive problems in his underwear?

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bubbuhh's avatar

Is there a Dick Club for Politicos or have Lesbians and Staffers hacked off that too...also.

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puredog's avatar

Does Morrissey even HAVE e-mails? I mean, where's the beef?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Let me guess, moral majority and family values guy?

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