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Ross Garner's avatar

"Greet the world with a beautiful breathe of fuck that" Thank you for that it's made my day.

Liz Dye's avatar

Thanks! Have a Good Shabbos!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McCain: "We are doing Putin’s job for him.”

Trump: "SOME of us are! Put your back into it, old man!"

puredog's avatar

Per Stormy, Donnie really, really hates sharks.

puredog's avatar

Ees nossingburger, no?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

OT but never having seen that movie (because I hate America and don't watch the movies most people do) - goddam does that thing look fake as hell chompin' away up there. Maybe it needs the soundtrack.

Zyxomma's avatar

Oy, vey iz mir. Gevalt! Thanks, Five Dollar Feminist. You'll always be my favorite $5F.

fuflans's avatar

I’ve been thinking this way for the past 24 hours.

Seek's avatar

Better than Comey

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I remember 1975. And I would totes go out dancing with Freddie Mercury on the left, there.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

IKR? We all so much more innocent then. I never did get why it was a big deal though, or any one elses business.