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I said less painful.

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Every republican knows that those are fake.

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I might need to break my NoFox rule and watch the debate, just to see if they start slapping each other. Preferably with fish.

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Ask yourself, is this really something I want to see?

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What a doof. Now if he'd said,"I've taken shits with more class than Donald Trump", I'd be impressed.

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I don't know if he was trolling Trump, comparing the attack with 6th grade gym class, or if that's just the best Perry can do. And that weird gay grin is best appreciated in the video. With the pant leg tugging.

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Hard to tell unless they open their mouths.

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But which one are we more likely to have a beer with? THAT'S the important issue the liberal media refuses to address!

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Trump: What the hell do trees have to do with anything, you stupid f@*%^ who isn't has klassy and wealthy as me?

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They're kinda late. Anyone who lived in California in the 2000's already know that we used that qualification to select candidates for higher office.

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"Dude, do you even lift?" Perry did not say.

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why does he draw Maine looking like Dilbert?

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Ew. Is that last picture Rick Perry's O face?

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Considering the condition of Texas when he left office, I don't think you can say Perry even has any semblance of how government works.

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He shot a coyote pup because it threatened him? Was it black?

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What about Lindsey?

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