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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I wonder if he even bothers to wash his hands?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I thought that's what his Hummer was for.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, it's one thing for Romney to hide his commie-socialist health-care program behind states' rights, but there's a limit. Failing to hate gays enough is just <i>way</i> over the line.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"...citizens of all 50 states will need to rediscover the common values <b>(our values, not yours)</b> that brought us together as a nation,"

You gotta learn to read between the lines.

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And in this heat, jockstraps too also.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fire, brimstone, and rain, oh my! What you're gonna get is a <i>really</i> wicked acid rain - Perry should seriously re-think this.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So, they really don't need him at all, right?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With the planet heating up the way it is, they don't make "nice tropical storms" anymore. You can always <strike>pray</strike> hope for only a category 4.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I wonder how many years of heat and drought it takes to turn "weather" into "climate".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If the taking of all the children fails, there's always the eleventh plague: alopecia. That'll get Rick's attention! (Why God is saving it for last, I really can't explain.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm guessing He found Shiva already busy in Texas.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"And, it’s a hardship that’s following close on the heels of others. <strike>Texas</strike>. Ethiopia suffered droughts in 2005-06 and 2008-09, although those were mostly regional. This year’s is broader and more intense. The country is coming off its driest nine-month period ever and its hottest June on record. More than 90 percent of the nation is in the two most severe drought stages."

It will be a matter of time before Mexico sends in Special Forces teams to help protect the distribution of UN relief supplies.

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We must destroy the nation to save it?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sounds like the sequel to Priscilla of the Desert

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just a bit of psychic santorum splatter. They'll be feeling fine (and still full of hate) in a week or so.