Rick Perry recently skipped Texas, where there is an epic drought engulfing 90% of the state, so that he could tell social conservatives at a GOP donor sleepover party in Aspen (ahem) that the recent passage of a gay marriage bill in New York was its own business, states rights, etc. Then, here's a little quiz, massive outrage ensued about which of these two things, the fact that he a) skipped out on drought management or b) does not hate gays enough?
Hey, it&#039;s one thing for Romney to hide his commie-socialist health-care program behind states&#039; rights, but there&#039;s a limit. Failing to hate gays enough is just <i>way</i> over the line.
&quot;...citizens of all 50 states will need to rediscover the common values <b>(our values, not yours)</b> that brought us together as a nation,&quot;
Fire, brimstone, and rain, oh my! What you&#039;re gonna get is a <i>really</i> wicked acid rain - Perry should seriously re-think this.
With the planet heating up the way it is, they don&#039;t make &quot;nice tropical storms&quot; anymore. You can always <strike>pray</strike> hope for only a category 4.
If the taking of all the children fails, there&#039;s always the eleventh plague: alopecia. That&#039;ll get Rick&#039;s attention! (Why God is saving it for last, I really can&#039;t explain.)
&quot;And, it&rsquo;s a hardship that&rsquo;s following close on the heels of others. <strike>Texas</strike>. Ethiopia suffered droughts in 2005-06 and 2008-09, although those were mostly regional. This year&rsquo;s is broader and more intense. The country is coming off its driest nine-month period ever and its hottest June on record. More than 90 percent of the nation is in the two most severe drought stages.&quot;
It will be a matter of time before Mexico sends in Special Forces teams to help protect the distribution of UN relief supplies.
I wonder if he even bothers to wash his hands?
I thought that&#039;s what his Hummer was for.
Hey, it&#039;s one thing for Romney to hide his commie-socialist health-care program behind states&#039; rights, but there&#039;s a limit. Failing to hate gays enough is just <i>way</i> over the line.
&quot;...citizens of all 50 states will need to rediscover the common values <b>(our values, not yours)</b> that brought us together as a nation,&quot;
You gotta learn to read between the lines.
And in this heat, jockstraps too also.
Fire, brimstone, and rain, oh my! What you&#039;re gonna get is a <i>really</i> wicked acid rain - Perry should seriously re-think this.
So, they really don&#039;t need him at all, right?
With the planet heating up the way it is, they don&#039;t make &quot;nice tropical storms&quot; anymore. You can always <strike>pray</strike> hope for only a category 4.
I wonder how many years of heat and drought it takes to turn &quot;weather&quot; into &quot;climate&quot;.
If the taking of all the children fails, there&#039;s always the eleventh plague: alopecia. That&#039;ll get Rick&#039;s attention! (Why God is saving it for last, I really can&#039;t explain.)
I&#039;m guessing He found Shiva already busy in Texas.
&quot;And, it&rsquo;s a hardship that&rsquo;s following close on the heels of others. <strike>Texas</strike>. Ethiopia suffered droughts in 2005-06 and 2008-09, although those were mostly regional. This year&rsquo;s is broader and more intense. The country is coming off its driest nine-month period ever and its hottest June on record. More than 90 percent of the nation is in the two most severe drought stages.&quot;
It will be a matter of time before Mexico sends in Special Forces teams to help protect the distribution of UN relief supplies.
We must destroy the nation to save it?
Sounds like the sequel to Priscilla of the Desert
Ouch but true.
Just a bit of psychic santorum splatter. They&#039;ll be feeling fine (and still full of hate) in a week or so.