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No; they insult, we critique.

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Not really tull, just sub tull?

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Maybe he meant a Military clock? Oh...never mind.

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RE: Ricky's reelection? I got two words for you- gerrymandering. After that magic trick, -Rs took a majority in Austin for the first time since Reconstruction. But I'm sure that was just a coincidence.

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AKA Dumbfuckistan

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Those boots tho'

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#notalltexansnotevenreallyfromhere

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Bitch is on fleek!

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"An' iffin there's a hole in the toe."

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lo siento!

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Yeah, but how's yer snark?

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In that case I have bad news. It hasn't been 2 years, it's been 22 years. Those old VCRs were notorious for causing severe dystemporia, that's why they were all unplugged in 2005, at least we thought they all were. You'll undoubtedly suffer some future shock, so take your time and approach this technologically advanced society with caution. Welcome to the future!

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It's a great place to relax and let off steam. They don't even mind if leave peanut shells on the floor.

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May I recommend a reread of Steven Jay Gould essays? Or rewatch either (or better both) Cosmos?

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Another tainted candidate,eh?

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Without the crazies there is no Republican Party. My spell checker tried to make 'the crazies' into 'theocracies'. Is true AI lurking nearby?

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