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Lefty Mark's avatar

No; they insult, we critique.

obamafone's avatar

Not really tull, just sub tull?

bardgal's avatar

Maybe he meant a Military clock? Oh...never mind.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

RE: Ricky's reelection? I got two words for you- gerrymandering. After that magic trick, -Rs took a majority in Austin for the first time since Reconstruction. But I'm sure that was just a coincidence.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

#notalltexansnotevenreallyfromhere

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

"An' iffin there's a hole in the toe."

marxalot's avatar

Yeah, but how's yer snark?

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

In that case I have bad news. It hasn't been 2 years, it's been 22 years. Those old VCRs were notorious for causing severe dystemporia, that's why they were all unplugged in 2005, at least we thought they all were. You'll undoubtedly suffer some future shock, so take your time and approach this technologically advanced society with caution. Welcome to the future!

eddi_TBH's avatar

It's a great place to relax and let off steam. They don't even mind if leave peanut shells on the floor.

eddi_TBH's avatar

May I recommend a reread of Steven Jay Gould essays? Or rewatch either (or better both) Cosmos?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Another tainted candidate,eh?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Without the crazies there is no Republican Party. My spell checker tried to make 'the crazies' into 'theocracies'. Is true AI lurking nearby?