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Doug Langley's avatar

Now that's what I call Sudden Death.

Doug Langley's avatar

He means able to somersault off a swing rope, knock out the terrorists' guns from 50 yards and leave the hostages without a scratch. Just like the movies.

cessnadriver's avatar

They learn to hit themselves with the butt of the gun after they shoot someone so it looks like they got beat up and were just defending themselves, ya no whatimean?

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

I still have my commemorative Jar Jar Binks flash suppressor from the Star Wars prequel. Free with a large popcorn and drink!

Querolous's avatar

It's a Ferrari Testosteroneossa!

Ranina's avatar

We've already married into the monarchy...

http://i93.photobucket.com/...

Sarah's avatar

Yeah, and that's also ignoring the fact that the majority of rapes happen on private property.

Greg Comlish's avatar

the "well-trained citizens" moniker is a huge cop-out. It just lets assholes like Perry dodge responsibility for any disasters caused by vigilantes by claiming ex post facto that the shooter was not well-trained.

Sarah's avatar

Can I just say how much I love Wonkette, and all of you commenters here? I needed a laugh today, and few things warm my heart like a bunch of fellow liberals snarking the hell out of wingnuts.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is kinda funny that he would even say that bit about being well trained and background checked considering he is all about NOT making those laws stronger so we can do those very things

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I have the movie but....sniffle. I miss Joel.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is a matter of statistics. Within 50-100 years we will all be related to someone who was a victim of such a thing (or, become a victim ourselves). At that point, all the false flag not time to talk about it yet bullshit will probably end. Patience, perseverance and duck I guess?

mailman27's avatar

I hear Canada's nice! Good grief.

mailman27's avatar

I have also been verbed by too many nouns, too.