Rick Perry told a group of frat boys at Dartmouth after the GOP debate that America gained its independence from the bitchy Queen Elizabeth, thank God, right before the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor and forced Abraham Lincoln to invade France.
Wait - was this before he was before again, I mean the last time, if it became reality?
you should copyright that observation right now.
All crowns are onerous.
Rick Perry was just trying to establish his creds as a LaRouchie, but got his Queen Elizabeths mixed up.
At the next debate, he'll proclaim his support for free jazz fusion energy.
Damn year countin' elitists. I want my Calendar back!!!
With their heathen health insurance reform.
This is good news for Godfather's Pizza, this week featuring shit on a shingle.
Just like it says in the Gettysburg Address, <i>&quot;Fourteen score and seven years ago...&quot;</i>
Texas textbooks set the standard. For crap.
Can&#039;t blame him too much for nostalgia. In the sixteenth century, Texas was still a nice place.
Ordinals, cardinals, urinals. It&#039;s all the same to Ricky.
Wait - was this before he was before again, I mean the last time, if it became reality?
you should copyright that observation right now.
All crowns are onerous.
Rick Perry was just trying to establish his creds as a LaRouchie, but got his Queen Elizabeths mixed up.
At the next debate, he&#039;ll proclaim his support for free jazz fusion energy.
Damn year countin&#039; elitists. I want my Calendar back!!!
With their heathen health insurance reform.
This is good news for Godfather&#039;s Pizza, this week featuring shit on a shingle.
Just like it says in the Gettysburg Address, <i>&quot;Fourteen score and seven years ago...&quot;</i>
Texas textbooks set the standard. For crap.
Can&#039;t blame him too much for nostalgia. In the sixteenth century, Texas was still a nice place.
Ordinals, cardinals, urinals. It&#039;s all the same to Ricky.