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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Are my eyes messed up, or is there something fucking wrong with that puppy. It looks like he has rear wing flaps, WTF?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Are those the ones with the round heels?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Well, he gives everyone else the gift of comedy, so quid pro quo.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

or...

There was an old governor that lived in a boot He was surrounded by browns so he learned how to shoot.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

While here in New Hampster, RP told a kid who asked a question about the teaching of evolution. RP basically said that in Texas, they teach both and folks can make up their own minds.

ahem...

YOU CANNOT "MAKE UP YOUR MIND" ABOUT FACTS!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Channeling Molly Ivins:

‘The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president, please pay attention!’

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The Quirk's avatar

re: Pearls Before Swine: "Not quite, but you get bonus points for sticking your head in and trying to dry the piss w/ your hair."

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