Every day is Christmas for Future President Cowboy Rick Perry. This is partially because that is the law down in Texas, where as much as they want to "teach Creationism" to their children, they are cursed with the burden of also including some facts
While here in New Hampster, RP told a kid who asked a question about the teaching of evolution. RP basically said that in Texas, they teach both and folks can make up their own minds.
ahem...
YOU CANNOT "MAKE UP YOUR MIND" ABOUT FACTS!
Are my eyes messed up, or is there something fucking wrong with that puppy. It looks like he has rear wing flaps, WTF?
Are those the ones with the round heels?
Well, he gives everyone else the gift of comedy, so quid pro quo.
or...
There was an old governor that lived in a boot He was surrounded by browns so he learned how to shoot.
While here in New Hampster, RP told a kid who asked a question about the teaching of evolution. RP basically said that in Texas, they teach both and folks can make up their own minds.
ahem...
YOU CANNOT "MAKE UP YOUR MIND" ABOUT FACTS!
Channeling Molly Ivins:
‘The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president, please pay attention!’
re: Pearls Before Swine: "Not quite, but you get bonus points for sticking your head in and trying to dry the piss w/ your hair."