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Hebo Sabe's avatar

After Perry's hammering of Trump, he's a no go.

What's Perry polling at?

1%, 2% or gasp, possibly 3%.

Expect Perry to not be re-elected.

"The reason they are hitting me in all fairness,” Trump continued. “When you are registering zero in the polls, you’ve got nothing to lose."

Go Donald

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Fartknocker's avatar

Affirmative. I live 9 miles South of the Governor's Mansion. I get to hear about this turdblossom everyday.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Is being a lesbian an abuse of power? Who knew!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The Wonkette had you as "a mysterious gentleman from San Fransisco." I am enjoying the weekly Fartknocker Report, btw.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Just observe which ones are getting salutes.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

True, but it doesn't help that you use your press conference to make threats towards the office that just indicted you.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Open LBs can give you real headaches when you are trying to pass over the middle.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Your move, Arizinnia.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2014\/08\/rick-perry-indictment-is-unbelievably-ridiculous.html" target="_blank">This Indictment Of Rick Perry Is Unbelievably Ridiculous</a>

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Incoming Ham's avatar

If he resigned the people of Texas would no longer have to pay for him to run around campaigning for president. In his statement he had the nerve to say he would continue to serve the people of Texas. When was the last time he did that?*

*Besides deciding to leave office.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's really the Lt. Governor who runs the state. It's still amazing your scenario did not happen.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Next time, Rick, use some disposable underling to do your dirty work." - Chris Christie

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malsperanza's avatar

Whenever Ms. Lehmberg finishes up in Texas, New York State has a little problem she might be interested in.

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The Quirk's avatar

Remember, this is Texas-- you can have the IQ of cabbage and still be lethal injected.

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The Quirk's avatar

If at first you don't succeed, call the prosecutor names.

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Ikimizi's avatar

If she's an open lesbian, why is Brian Fisher tweeting like he's breaking news from a credible, but anonymous, source?

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