According to sources within every other GOP candidate's campaign, Rick Perry is a liberal queer who loves Al Gore, Hillarycare, Hillary Clinton, Obamacare and federal welfare money handouts for the Texas wildfires he deliberately started, for the cause of Mexican socialism.
Here&#039;s the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/12\/13\/lauren-bush-david-lauren-engaged_n_795803.html#s205658&amp\;title=November_2005" target="_blank">next best thing</a>. You&#039;re welcome.
OK, hold up a second. How the fuck old is motherfucking Ron Paul?? He looks like he&#039;s about 60 in the pictures with Reagan, and he looks like he&#039;s a a hundred and sixty now. Is there any evidence that he&#039;s not a zombie? Because, if there is not, I&#039;m going with he&#039;s a zombie.
Um, Dame Noonington is on Hardball right now. Wearing 3 strands of pearls and talking about &#039;balls of feet&#039; Is there a keg under Tweety&#039;s desk?
Here&#039;s the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/12\/13\/lauren-bush-david-lauren-engaged_n_795803.html#s205658&amp\;title=November_2005" target="_blank">next best thing</a>. You&#039;re welcome.
If my dick looked like Perry, I&#039;d beat it w/ a hammer.
OK, hold up a second. How the fuck old is motherfucking Ron Paul?? He looks like he&#039;s about 60 in the pictures with Reagan, and he looks like he&#039;s a a hundred and sixty now. Is there any evidence that he&#039;s not a zombie? Because, if there is not, I&#039;m going with he&#039;s a zombie.
To quote Al Gore&#039;s homeboy Lil Jon &quot; Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!!&quot;
Where do we get somma that? I would like to um, experiment, with it for a bit.
Maybe if we all donate a dollar to his campaign, with the caveat that he quits if he gets a million individual $1 donations.
Um, Dame Noonington is on Hardball right now. Wearing 3 strands of pearls and talking about &#039;balls of feet&#039; Is there a keg under Tweety&#039;s desk?
Yes yes.
If Reagan was reincarnated he would come back as Ron Paul or a dung beetle, whatever.
Just remember to keep your palms shaved.
Worst. Gay. Porn. Ever.
Perry Pounding? Is that what you young hepcats are calling it these days? Time to update the urban dictionary?
<i>I met Issac at the leather bar and I took him home and gave him a Perry Pounding</i>