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Here's the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/12\/13\/lauren-bush-david-lauren-engaged_n_795803.html#s205658&amp\;title=November_2005" target="_blank">next best thing</a>. You're welcome.

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If my dick looked like Perry, I'd beat it w/ a hammer.

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OK, hold up a second. How the fuck old is motherfucking Ron Paul?? He looks like he's about 60 in the pictures with Reagan, and he looks like he's a a hundred and sixty now. Is there any evidence that he's not a zombie? Because, if there is not, I'm going with he's a zombie.

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To quote Al Gore's homeboy Lil Jon " Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!!"

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Where do we get somma that? I would like to um, experiment, with it for a bit.

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Maybe if we all donate a dollar to his campaign, with the caveat that he quits if he gets a million individual $1 donations.

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Um, Dame Noonington is on Hardball right now. Wearing 3 strands of pearls and talking about 'balls of feet' Is there a keg under Tweety's desk?

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If Reagan was reincarnated he would come back as Ron Paul or a dung beetle, whatever.

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Just remember to keep your palms shaved.

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Worst. Gay. Porn. Ever.

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Perry Pounding? Is that what you young hepcats are calling it these days? Time to update the urban dictionary?

<i>I met Issac at the leather bar and I took him home and gave him a Perry Pounding</i>

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