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Maybe this person thinks Ricky is going to pray away the pooping in the living room?

Note to dog: I think you would find pillows in the master bedroom an excellent place to release all your excretions.

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There was no real change from his activity in college to that when he was president. College: Body shots. President: Dead body shots.

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That's what my boss told me when I applied for my current job.

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During secession, President Lincoln thought it was essential to keep the nation intact. I'm not sure if he was worried about European encroachment in a fragmented U.S.A, or just thought it was principle worth fight for.

I think if any of those same states seceded today, no one would lift a finger to stop them. I will wave goodbye and say "Sorry to see you go", while doing the happy dance on the inside.

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still, this guy worries me more than the other wingnuts out there. parts of US america are just crazy enough to find him the white hatted savior they've been seeking.

my boy thinks he's not ready for primetime. i'm not so sanguine.

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The correct quote is "You may got to Hell, and I will go to Texas." It was stated by Davy Crockett, who was killed during the Battle of the Alamo.

Your quote confirms why Perry got a D in U.S. History from TAMU.

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The Red Skull?

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Jebus, of course. Or maybe it was the other way around. Either way, he was playing a political game with the Romans.

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If you chose to read it, the Texas Observer has an excellent article on Rick Perry, the New Apostolic Reformation, and why Rick believes God has spoken to him: <a href="http:\/\/www.texasobserver.org\/cover-story\/rick-perrys-army-of-god" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.texasobserver.org/cover-story/rick-per...">http://www.texasobserver.or...

And this guy lives about 6 miles from me. Scary shit.

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Only a lie-brul who thinks there is global warming would imply Texas is having record heat this summer. Those "temperatures" measured by Al Gore loving left-wing "thermometers". Facts are biased.

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In the interview, Perry states that he is a "pro-business governor and will be a pro-business president." That's right, everyone loves business. Especially when they're advocating for a nice, safe, unregulated workplace. Or relocating all the jerbs to China.

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<i>He said you don’t want to wake up when you’re 70 and go, “I wish I had tried that. I wish I had done that.”</i>

This could also be said about taking a vacation to Europe, sleeping with another dude, or experimenting with narcotics.

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So we've got a pro-business governor of Texas with a C-minus college transcript running for president. Go ahead, America. You do that. You deserve it.

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I miss Molly. :'-(

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my money's on your cousin kenny.

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sauron?

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