Rick Perry put on his best mom shirt and sweat all over the stage as he performed in a severe, drooling twang the Tea Party's most cherished political tradition, the factually false re-telling of historical events. Here he is making up things about the original Boston Tea Party, telling everybody that "there was a time in this country when people were afraid to go out in public. You go back to Boston in the 1770s and people had to disguise themselves," which is not, of course, actually the case. Our money's on "Rick Perry conveniently confused Tea Party mythology with the popular narrative of persecution suffered by early Christians for political gain," but that's as much as we're going to think about it. What does someone else have to say?
Seriously though...I don't know why everyone is complaining about what Rick Perry says. Why, even a child of five could understand him. Quick...someone fetch a child of five.
Where is the part where Perry promises, as part of his first "100 Days" to reprint the Constitution in comic sans, put the second amendment in "blink" tags and colorize and embolden the whole thing?
Who would possibly think it was safer to dress up as an Indian in Colonial New England?
That's like wearing your witch outfit in Salem, Mass.
Or, today, putting on a chicken costume and hiding at KFC.
Uh, Ming the Merciless?
Ooh ... a chemistry joke!
Full time work, but, like all pros, he makes it look easy.
HEY! My fuckstick is insulted by your remarks.
No doubt. They're all patriots in the southern white stars-and-bars alternate reality.
Facts are people, my friend. If only they could vote.
Seriously though...I don't know why everyone is complaining about what Rick Perry says. Why, even a child of five could understand him. Quick...someone fetch a child of five.
Michelle Malkin?
Where is the part where Perry promises, as part of his first "100 Days" to reprint the Constitution in comic sans, put the second amendment in "blink" tags and colorize and embolden the whole thing?
Pee Wee Herman
<a href="http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php\?date=07052007" target="_blank">Comic Sans</a>
Well, that explains all the knee britches, powdered wigs, tri-cornered hats, and big red Bozo noses, all of which we read about in history books.
Actually, didn&#039;t they dress as Native Americans in a revolutionary blame the darkies move?
According to Erving Goffman, yes.
Erving Goffman was a secret sociologist. Well, maybe not secret. He just presented himself that way.