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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who would possibly think it was safer to dress up as an Indian in Colonial New England?

That's like wearing your witch outfit in Salem, Mass.

Or, today, putting on a chicken costume and hiding at KFC.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Uh, Ming the Merciless?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Full time work, but, like all pros, he makes it look easy.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

HEY! My fuckstick is insulted by your remarks.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No doubt. They're all patriots in the southern white stars-and-bars alternate reality.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Facts are people, my friend. If only they could vote.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously though...I don't know why everyone is complaining about what Rick Perry says. Why, even a child of five could understand him. Quick...someone fetch a child of five.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Michelle Malkin?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Where is the part where Perry promises, as part of his first "100 Days" to reprint the Constitution in comic sans, put the second amendment in "blink" tags and colorize and embolden the whole thing?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Pee Wee Herman

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php\?date=07052007" target="_blank">Comic Sans</a>

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chascates's avatar

Well, that explains all the knee britches, powdered wigs, tri-cornered hats, and big red Bozo noses, all of which we read about in history books.

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schmannity's avatar

Actually, didn't they dress as Native Americans in a revolutionary blame the darkies move?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

According to Erving Goffman, yes.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Erving Goffman was a secret sociologist. Well, maybe not secret. He just presented himself that way.

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