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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

The REAL irony would be if Alanis was an English major...

fuflans's avatar

To be fair to Georgia, I think you have more than one.

fuflans's avatar

Which brilliant wonkette commenter - barb maybe?- noted that Rick perry was simple as a hinge?

Fartknocker's avatar

Three words: Texas Farm Bureau. Fucking Farmer Brown wants less regulation (i.e., its a Fertilizer Plant not a Chemical Plant in West, TX) but loves sucking on the USDA titty of subsidized agri-business.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm betting lil Ricky keeps himself well lubricated

bobbert's avatar

GHAAAHHZZII!!!!1!!!, of course.

bobbert's avatar

Of course he is. He's a black Democrat, after all. Wait, I'm not sure this is working...

SullivanSt's avatar

Timing seems about right for your guy - his dates are quoted as 1437-1513 in Wikipedia, which also says Marsa ibn Ghazi first started being used in the 16th century.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derp in the heart of Texas

SullivanSt's avatar

I thought it was werewolves that didn't like silver? Wait does that make him a reverse werewolf?

SullivanSt's avatar

But only after running the fuck away from The Lebanon.

SullivanSt's avatar

No, that song didn't kill irony because a song incorrectly ascribing that label to various situations which do not meet the definition is, in a meta sense, deeply ironic.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

A Embassy, said by A Idiot Full of Hair and Outrage Signifying nothing.