Ugh, Rick Perry, you really are THE WORST. Texas Gov. Rick Perry plans to announce he will activate the Texas National Guard at a news conference Monday in Austin, said state Sen. Juan “Chuy” Hinojosa, D-McAllen. Hinojosa did not have details of the effort, but an internal memo from another state official’s office said the governor planned to call about 1,000 Texas National Guard troops to the Rio Grande Valley — at a cost of about $12 million per month.
Yeah, the law that INTENTIONALLY (as in, it was pretty much the whole fucking point) makes it harder to deport "individuals" who happen to be children.
Ick Perry knows that quite well. He is counting on his voters not knowing, not caring, and not embarrassed and ashamed that he is planning to send 1000 armed men to face down imaginary children.
I think it's really cute how all the Repub D-Listers from 2012 are positioning themselves to be crushed again in 2016. I doubt many of them know Winston Churchill, but they've obviously all seen Galaxy Quest.
Let me tell you where Rick the Prick will get the monies. I see the next step in the Bullshit-Bravado theater of Gubnor Coke Glasses Perry calling a special session and they will dip into the Texas Permanent Fund, which is only intended for education. However, the Legislature can and has dipped into for other flavors of the day issues like roads and prisons.
This is Rick practicing to be POTUS. It's theatrical and creates a lot of media buzz but at the end of the National Guard's mission (which may be the day Hillary is elected), it's more bullshit from a C- minus GPA Aggie with a degree in Animal Husbandry.
Still the One Star State™.
Yeah, the law that INTENTIONALLY (as in, it was pretty much the whole fucking point) makes it harder to deport "individuals" who happen to be children.
That law, Rick, you lying asshole.
Ick Perry knows that quite well. He is counting on his voters not knowing, not caring, and not embarrassed and ashamed that he is planning to send 1000 armed men to face down imaginary children.
Ick Perry has a degree? Color me surprised.
I think it's really cute how all the Repub D-Listers from 2012 are positioning themselves to be crushed again in 2016. I doubt many of them know Winston Churchill, but they've obviously all seen Galaxy Quest.
I really like Kaili Joy, but can we hire back <a href="" target="_blank">Ed Anger</a> to write this feature?
half of them turned themselves in to the first American they could find.
The Bible? For when I was hungry, you gave me food; when I was thirsty, you gave me drink; when I was homeless, you gave me a welcome;
you mean the kids that the border patrol has already apprehended?
D. NOTHING. They&#039;re already in border patrol custody
Are they equipped to handle a bunch of unarmed kids?
Rick Perry: there&#039;s no basement at The Alamo.
THIS
When will these stupid fuckers figure out that there are no children to pick up because the border patrol already got them?
Votes from idiots
Let me tell you where Rick the Prick will get the monies. I see the next step in the Bullshit-Bravado theater of Gubnor Coke Glasses Perry calling a special session and they will dip into the Texas Permanent Fund, which is only intended for education. However, the Legislature can and has dipped into for other flavors of the day issues like roads and prisons.
This is Rick practicing to be POTUS. It&#039;s theatrical and creates a lot of media buzz but at the end of the National Guard&#039;s mission (which may be the day Hillary is elected), it&#039;s more bullshit from a C- minus GPA Aggie with a degree in Animal Husbandry.
D. Emergency rockets back to Guatamala.
E. GIANT SPRINGS! BOIOIOIIIIING!