Texas, Texas, burning down, where o where can the federal government be found? Rick "just secede already" Perry is all bent out of shape because, God, these idiots, the feds are too busy with their red tape to help Rick Perry do war on the enormous wildfires trying to swallow the entire state back into the earth. Perry requested federal assistance and giant fire-killing drones from Fort Hood that have yet to arrive, although we are not sure when he asked for it because he didn't say, maybe a few hours ago? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. Stupid government red war tape! Keep that middle finger raised high, Rick Perry. God and the Texas state legislature that is busy
I await some cognitive dissonance from the Tea Party regarding Rick Perry's use of taxpayer money. Isn't there a private firefighting company that could put out the fires for an excessive sum of money after a little extortion?
(5) Their love of cock. (Only applies to males)
beautiful.
coming hours late to this game: you people don't disappoint.
even a reference to Marcus Crassus...
This is just a vision of the US if this assclown wins the presidency. Braying frat boys flipping matches into dry grass.
WHY DOES RICK PERRY HATE AMERICA???
Dying his hair Reagan Black.
I await some cognitive dissonance from the Tea Party regarding Rick Perry's use of taxpayer money. Isn't there a private firefighting company that could put out the fires for an excessive sum of money after a little extortion?
Get out of my life! But could you drive me to the mall first? And could I have an extra $20?
The Feds thought that the secession threat was serious, so they kept their money in their pockets.