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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

(5) Their love of cock. (Only applies to males)

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fuflans's avatar

beautiful.

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fuflans's avatar

coming hours late to this game: you people don't disappoint.

even a reference to Marcus Crassus...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This is just a vision of the US if this assclown wins the presidency. Braying frat boys flipping matches into dry grass.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

WHY DOES RICK PERRY HATE AMERICA???

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102415's avatar

Dying his hair Reagan Black.

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PsycWench's avatar

I await some cognitive dissonance from the Tea Party regarding Rick Perry's use of taxpayer money. Isn't there a private firefighting company that could put out the fires for an excessive sum of money after a little extortion?

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PsycWench's avatar

Get out of my life! But could you drive me to the mall first? And could I have an extra $20?

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PsycWench's avatar

The Feds thought that the secession threat was serious, so they kept their money in their pockets.

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