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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

(5) Their love of cock. (Only applies to males)

fuflans's avatar

coming hours late to this game: you people don't disappoint.

even a reference to Marcus Crassus...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This is just a vision of the US if this assclown wins the presidency. Braying frat boys flipping matches into dry grass.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

WHY DOES RICK PERRY HATE AMERICA???

102415's avatar

Dying his hair Reagan Black.

PsycWench's avatar

I await some cognitive dissonance from the Tea Party regarding Rick Perry's use of taxpayer money. Isn't there a private firefighting company that could put out the fires for an excessive sum of money after a little extortion?

PsycWench's avatar

Get out of my life! But could you drive me to the mall first? And could I have an extra $20?

PsycWench's avatar

The Feds thought that the secession threat was serious, so they kept their money in their pockets.