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My sister can fart on command. She might be a good addition to the deadly gas contingent.

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Or Kinky Friedman? Or Jim Hightower?

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Ricky Radium.

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Perry's is resigning not so much about Ukraine, but the 50 US nukes in Turkey. You know, the nukes he didn't know he was responsible for when he took the job?

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It's difficult to believe that an adult male could act like Perry in the gif. It's appalling. There's Trump as president, there are "dark sites", there are children in cages, and Perry prancing? I might have to start on some medication.

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I know, right??

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so jews really are as exactly horrible as everyone ever in contact with them says they are?

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Because Texas

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I think he was OK with that

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I wish Molly was here. (full stop -- FTFY)

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I once referenced Rick's grades as evidence that he is dumber than most houseplants in a conversation with my mom and she sent me a three page letter defending him and saying that he must have been smart because he was an officer and a governor and they don't let dumb people do those things.

So I can come to only two conclusions... my mom has a crush on Rick Perry, and she is his intellectual equal.

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That's the same thing he heard about animal husbandry ALLEGEDLY.

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I feel safer now that nobody is responsible for them.

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y’all can laugh, but Mueller gave DJTJ a pass for allegedly being ‘too dumb to collude’, so Ricky Oops might just be onto something...

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@@ so if Rick was a gentleman his D would be a B. @@. I still say he is too dumb for meats.

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For me the thing I find funny about that Perry clip (I even obsessed on it a bit when I first read the post) is that he was thinking that it was *nobody but us chickens* and no one was ever gonna realize that he was the fox in the henhouse... That's the best part. Oh, such innocent days gone by, back when Murca was Grifty Again.

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