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marxalot's avatar

We should suggest that he try that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I wondered how the apes would be able to take over -- this pretty much explains it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A minimum IQ, and a stadardized reality check. Making these a test for the right to vote would be a good thing as well. "All men are created equal" says nothing about adult competence.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He'll still pull a Caitlin Upton on the Q&A part of the pageant. Or maybe a <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/17\/miss-utah-usa-2013-fumbles-question_n_3451918.html" target="_blank">Marisssa Powell.</a>

We can only hope that the moderator is ready with the mandatory admonition: "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Read my lips: NO MORE TEXANS.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Eyewitness reports vary. Imagine that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Running for the presidency is not an IQ test."

That's going to be one of the GOP's "conservative principles" for 2016. I look forward to the campaign ads.

If you're smart enough to be executed in Texas, you're smart enough to be president!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I like my presidents smart and uppity.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Sure, go ahead and make fun of Rick Perry 'cause he got no brains. But when the Zombie Apocalypse comes around, he'll be the last man standing.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And,.... what<i> was</i> that third thing?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Shorter Rick Perry: "Dubya wasn't the sharpest tool in the box either."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I skipped it too and I can't believe the things I learned!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"Grow a brain Morans" - the perfect slogan for the Perry 2016 campaign.

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