Gosh, Gov. Rick Perry (R-Indicted) sure is eager to convince us that he is SO ready to run for president in 2016. He's been practicing his counting and his ABCs, and he's got those glasses, and he's stopped popping pain pills, and this time, America,
A minimum IQ, and a stadardized reality check. Making these a test for the right to vote would be a good thing as well. "All men are created equal" says nothing about adult competence.
He&#039;ll still pull a Caitlin Upton on the Q&amp;A part of the pageant. Or maybe a <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/17\/miss-utah-usa-2013-fumbles-question_n_3451918.html" target="_blank">Marisssa Powell.</a>
We can only hope that the moderator is ready with the mandatory admonition: &quot;At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.&quot;
Sure, go ahead and make fun of Rick Perry &#039;cause he got no brains. But when the Zombie Apocalypse comes around, he&#039;ll be the last man standing.
We should suggest that he try that.
I wondered how the apes would be able to take over -- this pretty much explains it.
A minimum IQ, and a stadardized reality check. Making these a test for the right to vote would be a good thing as well. &quot;All men are created equal&quot; says nothing about adult competence.
He&#039;ll still pull a Caitlin Upton on the Q&amp;A part of the pageant. Or maybe a <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/17\/miss-utah-usa-2013-fumbles-question_n_3451918.html" target="_blank">Marisssa Powell.</a>
We can only hope that the moderator is ready with the mandatory admonition: &quot;At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.&quot;
Read my lips: NO MORE TEXANS.
Eyewitness reports vary. Imagine that.
&quot;Running for the presidency is not an IQ test.&quot;
That&#039;s going to be one of the GOP&#039;s &quot;conservative principles&quot; for 2016. I look forward to the campaign ads.
If you&#039;re smart enough to be executed in Texas, you&#039;re smart enough to be president!
I like my presidents smart and uppity.
Sure, go ahead and make fun of Rick Perry &#039;cause he got no brains. But when the Zombie Apocalypse comes around, he&#039;ll be the last man standing.
And,.... what<i> was</i> that third thing?
Shorter Rick Perry: &quot;Dubya wasn&#039;t the sharpest tool in the box either.&quot;
I skipped it too and I can&#039;t believe the things I learned!
&quot;Grow a brain Morans&quot; - the perfect slogan for the Perry 2016 campaign.