It's the most wonderful time of the year, when Bible-humping politicians who can't wait for baby Jesus to come back and murder all the sinners hope all their Jew friends have a very merry Jewish Christmas.
Age of consent is 16 in Oklahoma... that's Lolita territory, no matter how she was dressed, Reverend. (Those white blouses and plaid skirts can drive a man crazy, huh?)
Why? They're manipulating it in our favor- lower prices for us and it's hurting the hell out of Putin. The rock bottom crude prices, combined with the sanctions is tearing the Russian economy apart as the Ruble tanks...
We could never get the tree up before the 23rd, so eventually Comrade Mom gave up and made decorating the tree a pre-Midnight Mass tradition, right after Running Dad's annual poetic lecture about Saturnalia. We left it up for at least the full 12, celebrated Epiphany with the GO side of the fam, and sometimes didn't get the decorations boxed up until Candlemas as if to make up for this.
Meanwhile, American Jews are encouraging their children to refine their college admissions essays by pointing to Rick Perry and saying "You don't want to have to go to the school that took that one".
After his annual Hanukkah message, Perry traveled to Niggerhead Ranch, did some upland bird hunting on Kike Ridge, and camped under the Cottonwoods next to Wetback Creek.
Age of consent is 16 in Oklahoma... that's Lolita territory, no matter how she was dressed, Reverend. (Those white blouses and plaid skirts can drive a man crazy, huh?)
An improvement over last year, when he sent them a Haggis.
Why? They're manipulating it in our favor- lower prices for us and it's hurting the hell out of Putin. The rock bottom crude prices, combined with the sanctions is tearing the Russian economy apart as the Ruble tanks...
Beat me to it. Gotta be in the Top Ten kicker heds.
This one has a summer compound named ******head?
You cannot use those two words together.
He's a schlemiel in search of a schlemazel.
You mean, other than those Jews4Jeebus weirdos?
We could never get the tree up before the 23rd, so eventually Comrade Mom gave up and made decorating the tree a pre-Midnight Mass tradition, right after Running Dad's annual poetic lecture about Saturnalia. We left it up for at least the full 12, celebrated Epiphany with the GO side of the fam, and sometimes didn't get the decorations boxed up until Candlemas as if to make up for this.
Was reportedly very confuze about Hamantaschen, heard to ask "I thought they couldn't eat pork?"
Meanwhile, American Jews are encouraging their children to refine their college admissions essays by pointing to Rick Perry and saying "You don't want to have to go to the school that took that one".
Why is this governor different from all other governors?
Schmuck.
Rabbi Fartknocker.
Now that the price of a barrel of crude has come down, mebe they won't have to stretch it so far...
After his annual Hanukkah message, Perry traveled to Niggerhead Ranch, did some upland bird hunting on Kike Ridge, and camped under the Cottonwoods next to Wetback Creek.
"It is fitting that the first night of Chanukah falls this year on the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party."
I prefer to think of it as the anniversary that Jimi Hendrix released "Hey Joe".