It is Election Season, which means that every legislative agenda item across America is now required to pointlessly pander to everyone's weirdest fears by passing laws against stupid things like "saying Sharia Law while riding an escalator" or "explaining to children that gay people exist." But Texas, because it is Bigger at Everything, wants to do "unconstitutional" for extra points. Gov. Rick Perry has taken an abandoned state law banning TSA pat-downs and
oh yes. vociferously anti union for MY unions (sag / aftra) but totally PRO pilot union. in point of fact, he ran the <i>fucking AA credit union for a while</i>.
but for all that, he&#039;s a sweetheart and we love to get together and argue with him.
Oh come on - it&#039;s not like the TSA is actually going to find any terrorists. And it&#039;s a good opportunity to <strike>crush the spirits</strike> touch the anuses of our youth.
Gave it a little <i>touch up</i>, for the security of America.
I understand a law not allowing them to touch the breast or buttock, but anus? Come on! How you gonna not let them touch my anus?!! I mean, a traveler's anus. I oppose this law, on the most constitutional of grounds, and not for personal reasons of can you please make them touch my anus.
Texas politics is all bluster and no muster. The infrastructure in that state that is wholly state run is in shambles, if they did not have the I-10 I doubt any serious corporation would even look at that state.
Can&#039;t &quot;touch the anus, sexual organ, buttocks...&quot;? Is this guy working for the underwear bomber?
&quot;... or breast&quot;? Ya wanna make breastiality illegal in Texas! Good luck with that hoss.
&quot;Can&#039;t touch this&quot; is such an <i>urban</i> law.
Security screening by sworn law enforcement officers could become a misdemeanor in Texas, but teaching students about Thomas Jefferson violates Texas Board of Education Standards.
I&#039;m surprised Perry didn&#039;t make touching The Hair also illegal.
oh yes. vociferously anti union for MY unions (sag / aftra) but totally PRO pilot union. in point of fact, he ran the <i>fucking AA credit union for a while</i>.
but for all that, he&#039;s a sweetheart and we love to get together and argue with him.
Oh come on - it&#039;s not like the TSA is actually going to find any terrorists. And it&#039;s a good opportunity to <strike>crush the spirits</strike> touch the anuses of our youth.
Gave it a little <i>touch up</i>, for the security of America.
I understand a law not allowing them to touch the breast or buttock, but anus? Come on! How you gonna not let them touch my anus?!! I mean, a traveler's anus. I oppose this law, on the most constitutional of grounds, and not for personal reasons of can you please make them touch my anus.
Hey Texas: why don&#039;t you build that fucking wall ALL THE WAY AROUND.
You&#039;re needed on the fire lines... pack your bags. (They have the beer.)
Do they think that a suicide terrorist will wear the full regalia? Perhaps in order to be properly dressed when arriving (however briefly) in heaven?
He&#039;s certainly proving that his head is made of timber.
See comment immediately below.
They do, at least out here in Oregon.
Texas politics is all bluster and no muster. The infrastructure in that state that is wholly state run is in shambles, if they did not have the I-10 I doubt any serious corporation would even look at that state.
No one suspects the Texan Inquisition!
Government wine. Yum..
TSA: Take Sangria Aboard
Can&#039;t &quot;touch the anus, sexual organ, buttocks...&quot;? Is this guy working for the underwear bomber?
&quot;... or breast&quot;? Ya wanna make breastiality illegal in Texas! Good luck with that hoss.
&quot;Can&#039;t touch this&quot; is such an <i>urban</i> law.
Security screening by sworn law enforcement officers could become a misdemeanor in Texas, but teaching students about Thomas Jefferson violates Texas Board of Education Standards.
I&#039;m surprised Perry didn&#039;t make touching The Hair also illegal.
wonkette: if we are all very good, can we please have the gif of that moment again?
it was very awesome.
naked carrying big guns.
my texas cousin is going to be so conflicted. he&#039;s a card carrying conservatard anti union, anti government wingnut.
pilot.
Texas anus is bigger! True fact!