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fuflans's avatar

oh yes. vociferously anti union for MY unions (sag / aftra) but totally PRO pilot union. in point of fact, he ran the <i>fucking AA credit union for a while</i>.

but for all that, he's a sweetheart and we love to get together and argue with him.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh come on - it's not like the TSA is actually going to find any terrorists. And it's a good opportunity to <strike>crush the spirits</strike> touch the anuses of our youth.

Gave it a little <i>touch up</i>, for the security of America.

Josh Di Donato's avatar

I understand a law not allowing them to touch the breast or buttock, but anus? Come on! How you gonna not let them touch my anus?!! I mean, a traveler's anus. I oppose this law, on the most constitutional of grounds, and not for personal reasons of can you please make them touch my anus.

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Hey Texas: why don't you build that fucking wall ALL THE WAY AROUND.

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You're needed on the fire lines... pack your bags. (They have the beer.)

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Do they think that a suicide terrorist will wear the full regalia? Perhaps in order to be properly dressed when arriving (however briefly) in heaven?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

They do, at least out here in Oregon.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Texas politics is all bluster and no muster. The infrastructure in that state that is wholly state run is in shambles, if they did not have the I-10 I doubt any serious corporation would even look at that state.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

No one suspects the Texan Inquisition!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Government wine. Yum..

TSA: Take Sangria Aboard

Can't "touch the anus, sexual organ, buttocks..."? Is this guy working for the underwear bomber?

"... or breast"? Ya wanna make breastiality illegal in Texas! Good luck with that hoss.

"Can't touch this" is such an <i>urban</i> law.

Security screening by sworn law enforcement officers could become a misdemeanor in Texas, but teaching students about Thomas Jefferson violates Texas Board of Education Standards.

I'm surprised Perry didn't make touching The Hair also illegal.

fuflans's avatar

wonkette: if we are all very good, can we please have the gif of that moment again?

it was very awesome.

fuflans's avatar

naked carrying big guns.

fuflans's avatar

my texas cousin is going to be so conflicted. he's a card carrying conservatard anti union, anti government wingnut.

pilot.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Texas anus is bigger! True fact!