Here is the new trailer for the nightmare horror film about Rick Perry becoming President! It is difficult to tell what is happening, because there are no shots in this trailer longer than .024 seconds and there is A LOT OF NOISE (seriously, turn down the volume if you are watching at work), but the takeaway plot synopsis we have gleaned has Perry removing the last few shards of humanity from America's depressed masses with the sharp edge of his boot heel only to replace them with zombie droids he shouts at while they anxiously carve chalk drawings of American flags into sidewalks between bouts of disease and slave labor, without complaining.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iz_SChZA9bM" target="_blank">Well Kirsten Boyd Johnson thank you SO MUCH for this video. And please enjoy this one!</a>
Am I the only one who caught the two white kids drinking from the fountain? WTF? That ad makes me feel like I was raped by freedom, for freedom, truth, justice and the American Way.
Seriously, that shit is unbelievably loud. I have my mp3 player plugged into my aux jack on my speakers here at work, which normally completely mutes the computer sounds. I could actually HEAR SOME OF THAT FUCKING NOISE COMING THROUGH.
Apparently Perry must think his target audience is both blind and deaf, and as a brilliant strategy, he sets out to make new ones.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iz_SChZA9bM" target="_blank">Well Kirsten Boyd Johnson thank you SO MUCH for this video. And please enjoy this one!</a>
Am I the only one who caught the two white kids drinking from the fountain? WTF? That ad makes me feel like I was raped by freedom, for freedom, truth, justice and the American Way.
NEDZ MOAR TORNADO SIREEN
I wonder how much Virgin and Macy&#039;s paid.
I don&#039;t believe we&#039;ll ever have an Aggie in the White House.
The Wankin&#039; Dude
Seriously, that shit is unbelievably loud. I have my mp3 player plugged into my aux jack on my speakers here at work, which normally completely mutes the computer sounds. I could actually HEAR SOME OF THAT FUCKING NOISE COMING THROUGH.
Apparently Perry must think his target audience is both blind and deaf, and as a brilliant strategy, he sets out to make new ones.
rick perry will fix america with flags.
also rick perry, what is wrong with the greeting card aisle?
why does michael bay get to keep on making movies?
(man those guys are just so good.)