The concept of a flunkwad loser college student running for president of Texas and later the entire nation is not a new one in America, so when we heard that there is some story about how Rick Perry was also a giant underachieving goof-off during his undergraduate years, we figured we'd probably just copy-paste some sentences about old idiot George W.
Blech, nice collies should never be left alone in a room with a creeper like Ricky.
Side note, though, minus the spurs (looks like spurs, anyway), I'd totally rock those boots, like maybe with a cute shirt-dress. Boys would be all over me, just like they are with Ricky.
Don't feel bad BalderT. I graduated from Oklahoma State University and many of our alumni jizzem all over themselves because of T. Boone Pickens. Many of those same folks fail to recognize that T. Boone was the first guy to invent and apply hostile corporate takeovers and he practiced it on Phillips Petroleum Company. With a stroke of pen on a check, he eliminated 3,000 jobs.
&quot;Perry learned that he could <strike>drop</strike> launch something from <strike>second floor toilet</strike> Israel and get it to come out in <strike>the first floor toilet</strike> Iran&quot;
He&#039;s conservative Making a pot of tea He&#039;s not the least bit gay If he wins the vote Then I&#039;ll buy a boat And sail very far away
No matter how much you polish it, Rick Perry is still a turd.
And on Saturday, you and all your friends can come to Houston (it will be 103-105F) and hang out with Rick at his Prayer-a-pooloza. Don&#039;t bring no f**ing Korans or Buddas because Rick and his fat Christian friends don&#039;t want none of that alternative religion shit.
I hope the humidity is 90% at Reliant stadium just so I can watch that shit stain sweat his ass off on my tee-vee while I turn my thermostat down to 75F, drink some Jack Daniels all in the comfort of my house.
I predict he&#039;ll go Palin on the event and tell everyone he&#039;s sorry he couldn&#039;t attend because he needed to make a media moment at the DPS Emergency Operations Center because its hot outside.
Blech, nice collies should never be left alone in a room with a creeper like Ricky.
Side note, though, minus the spurs (looks like spurs, anyway), I&#039;d totally rock those boots, like maybe with a cute shirt-dress. Boys would be all over me, just like they are with Ricky.
Ranger / lost camper role play FTW.
Apparently that GPA makes you overqualified to be Governor of Texas.
Even a couple of well placed lightning bolts would be nice.
What a Dandy!
Those who do not pass History 101 are doomed to repeat it.
Don&#039;t feel bad BalderT. I graduated from Oklahoma State University and many of our alumni jizzem all over themselves because of T. Boone Pickens. Many of those same folks fail to recognize that T. Boone was the first guy to invent and apply hostile corporate takeovers and he practiced it on Phillips Petroleum Company. With a stroke of pen on a check, he eliminated 3,000 jobs.
Moe, from <i>The Three Stooges?</i>
Low grades kept Rick out of vet school, and dogs and cats across Texas say &#039;whew, we dodged a bullet on that one.&#039;
This does not bode well:
&quot;Perry learned that he could <strike>drop</strike> launch something from <strike>second floor toilet</strike> Israel and get it to come out in <strike>the first floor toilet</strike> Iran&quot;
hitler youth much?
jesus.
He&#039;s conservative Making a pot of tea He&#039;s not the least bit gay If he wins the vote Then I&#039;ll buy a boat And sail very far away
he&#039;s the gay one.
And Kay Bailey Hutchinson was a cheerleader at UT/Austin. As much as I love this State, Texas voters can sure pick some real dumbshits.
But not the <i>good</i> kind of screaming sphincter.
No matter how much you polish it, Rick Perry is still a turd.
And on Saturday, you and all your friends can come to Houston (it will be 103-105F) and hang out with Rick at his Prayer-a-pooloza. Don&#039;t bring no f**ing Korans or Buddas because Rick and his fat Christian friends don&#039;t want none of that alternative religion shit.
I hope the humidity is 90% at Reliant stadium just so I can watch that shit stain sweat his ass off on my tee-vee while I turn my thermostat down to 75F, drink some Jack Daniels all in the comfort of my house.
I predict he&#039;ll go Palin on the event and tell everyone he&#039;s sorry he couldn&#039;t attend because he needed to make a media moment at the DPS Emergency Operations Center because its hot outside.