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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Burning bush? Is that what happens after Ricky gets a fresh supply of Viagra?

Fartknocker's avatar

Anita, talking about God "calling" on your hubby to run for President and then being "attacked" for your religion? Your husband is being attacked (as you portray it) because he is a half-wit dipshit who panders to wingnut prayer rallies but has no acumen concerning U.S. or world history. He's nothing more than a middle-aged Texas A&M yell leader who interferes with things he has no knowledge of.

Your hubby's Prayerapalooza was nothing more than a side show. Mean while, Texas burned in August and September and neither of you were there for the people of Texas.

Shut your pie holes Rick and Anita. We in Austin couldn't give a rats ass and we damn sure know that you haven't behaved as leaders in Texas,and your husband is not qualified to serve as President of the U.S.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

What does 130 runs, not out not excite you? Heathen...

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

God sent Ricky for milk and scratch-off lotto tix. <a href="http://www.deeptime.net/fil..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.deeptime.net/files/a4p/imgs/name_ricky...">http://www.deeptime.net/fil...

schmannity's avatar

Two words: Rick Scott. Wanna trade?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Rick is still working on not coveting his neighbor's ass.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Remember when Hillary was First Lady and said she imagined talking to Eleanor Roosevelt. The wingers went crazy. <blockquote>This shocking development further proves our contention that Bill and Hillary are practicing witches, for this kind of action is precisely what witches would do.</blockquote> Hoowee! Good times.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

You know who else tested Rick? His college professors. Rick didn't do too well those times, either.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

fuflans's avatar

what i love is the media still thinks this is a race b/t romney and perry boy.

fuflans's avatar

holy shit. i've had that magnet on my fridge for like 12 years.

hats off to you ibwilliamsi and now i have to crack another bottle of wine.

fuflans's avatar

i don't know, 'worn out'? she's kinda round for that.

schmannity's avatar

hey hey hey, he said penetrate.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I wish I had half the infuence people credit me with.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, there was that one time. But I have nothing to do with today's Job creators.