Warrior president. Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the
I could swear he was associated with some kind of movie-investment company that had an unintentionally hilarious name, considering the context of being associated with, you know, santorum, but the only thing Google is bringing me is "EchoLight Studios."
Oh well, I guess I will have to do with one less leaky anus joke today.
My father-in-law is Ned Flanders come to life - a genuinely nice guy despite his batshit-insane speaking-in-tongues religion, who has been taught a lesson by God in that his only practising Christian child is the gay one. (Imagine if Rod or Todd Flanders grew up to be a gay priest.)
I've said this about Jeb Can Fix It, and it applies to Santorum (and a whole host of others apparently running for President): Snarking them is like making fun of a mentally challenged individual by using the R word. It's a cheap laugh, but you feel kind of dirty afterwards.
The only thing that keeps me going is that they do seem to actively invite this abuse, so, in the name of all dogs offended by the thought of being screwed by fucked up humans, fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
Perhaps Rick might enjoy working with Jason Statham
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I could swear he was associated with some kind of movie-investment company that had an unintentionally hilarious name, considering the context of being associated with, you know, santorum, but the only thing Google is bringing me is "EchoLight Studios."
Oh well, I guess I will have to do with one less leaky anus joke today.
Say what you want, but after he warned us good, there have been hardly any cases of man dog sex marriages.
You beat me to it!
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My father-in-law is Ned Flanders come to life - a genuinely nice guy despite his batshit-insane speaking-in-tongues religion, who has been taught a lesson by God in that his only practising Christian child is the gay one. (Imagine if Rod or Todd Flanders grew up to be a gay priest.)
Oh, so THAT's what the Sin of Gomorrah was.
Mental Ben has rounded up the Christianist votes.
Gah, that's what I get for trusting photobucket's little html button! Let me rub that little mistake out...
When he says 'supporters', I'm assuming he means this:
Well, as a former Pennsylvania resident, is anyone surprised that this nutbag lost his senate seat by double digits? Just another right wing grifter.
Maddow was very kind to Santorum when he appeared on her show. Her patience annoyed the hell out of me.
He didn't deserve that kindness - he deserves to be ignored into irrelevancy, the state of non-existence he owns.
even the Heritage Foundation has no use for Santorum
I've said this about Jeb Can Fix It, and it applies to Santorum (and a whole host of others apparently running for President): Snarking them is like making fun of a mentally challenged individual by using the R word. It's a cheap laugh, but you feel kind of dirty afterwards.
The only thing that keeps me going is that they do seem to actively invite this abuse, so, in the name of all dogs offended by the thought of being screwed by fucked up humans, fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
According to the polls, the voters seem to be ignoring him quite nicely.
Quite a spurt!