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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Perhaps Rick might enjoy working with Jason Statham

https://youtu.be/Ot2RkUSRjmg

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I could swear he was associated with some kind of movie-investment company that had an unintentionally hilarious name, considering the context of being associated with, you know, santorum, but the only thing Google is bringing me is "EchoLight Studios."

Oh well, I guess I will have to do with one less leaky anus joke today.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Say what you want, but after he warned us good, there have been hardly any cases of man dog sex marriages.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

No need for the embed codes. Just post the image URLhttp://i80.photobucket.com/...

Doloras Funkette's avatar

My father-in-law is Ned Flanders come to life - a genuinely nice guy despite his batshit-insane speaking-in-tongues religion, who has been taught a lesson by God in that his only practising Christian child is the gay one. (Imagine if Rod or Todd Flanders grew up to be a gay priest.)

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Oh, so THAT's what the Sin of Gomorrah was.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Mental Ben has rounded up the Christianist votes.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Gah, that's what I get for trusting photobucket's little html button! Let me rub that little mistake out...

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

When he says 'supporters', I'm assuming he means this:

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Well, as a former Pennsylvania resident, is anyone surprised that this nutbag lost his senate seat by double digits? Just another right wing grifter.

HITO's avatar

Maddow was very kind to Santorum when he appeared on her show. Her patience annoyed the hell out of me.

He didn't deserve that kindness - he deserves to be ignored into irrelevancy, the state of non-existence he owns.

HITO's avatar

even the Heritage Foundation has no use for Santorum

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I've said this about Jeb Can Fix It, and it applies to Santorum (and a whole host of others apparently running for President): Snarking them is like making fun of a mentally challenged individual by using the R word. It's a cheap laugh, but you feel kind of dirty afterwards.

The only thing that keeps me going is that they do seem to actively invite this abuse, so, in the name of all dogs offended by the thought of being screwed by fucked up humans, fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

The Quirk's avatar

According to the polls, the voters seem to be ignoring him quite nicely.