Rick Santorum is dragging his sizable brood to go live in Iowa for the rest of the summer and run his campaign, because "children are free labor." Why else would God have given Rick seven kids? God is more stingy with money, however, and Rick has less than a quarter million
"They’ll accompany him to numerous events in dozens of towns including Ankeny, Council Bluffs, Davenport, Marshalltown, Sioux City and Iowa Falls."
Yeah, that's an epic summer vacation. This family's gonna be dysfunctional for the next 50 years.
Apple box, floating down the stream. "Go and tell 'em," he'll say as he lets it go. "Go down in the street and rot and tell 'em that way....Maybe they'll know then."
Lots of non-fetus young Americans are going on “Courage to Fight for American Values Tour" this summer. They call it a "deployment". That's the same thing as going to Iowa, right Ricky?
Liberty University on-line correspondence school. Because it's a bit emabarassing to actually go to a town called "Lynchburg".
Sorry, Wonks, gotta go. I need to call my parents and apologize for everytime I intimated or actually stated that they were crazy or embarassing, seeing as they never made me be a toddler grassroots compaign organizer and, to the best of my knowledge, their (our) names are not associated in any meaningful way with buttsecks (nothing wrong with the buttsecks, quite the contrary, but still).
this guy is a tool.
that is all.
"They’ll accompany him to numerous events in dozens of towns including Ankeny, Council Bluffs, Davenport, Marshalltown, Sioux City and Iowa Falls."
Yeah, that's an epic summer vacation. This family's gonna be dysfunctional for the next 50 years.
Apple box, floating down the stream. "Go and tell 'em," he'll say as he lets it go. "Go down in the street and rot and tell 'em that way....Maybe they'll know then."
Lots of non-fetus young Americans are going on “Courage to Fight for American Values Tour" this summer. They call it a "deployment". That's the same thing as going to Iowa, right Ricky?
Let's just say that I gave your name to the bouncer at The Gates.
Needs "Family" in the name.
"Sinners are much more fun."
-The Book of Joel
"Daddy, I hope we're not there yet."
God elects those who elect themselves.
Seven kids, plus the missus, plus the hangers-on, hired sycophants, and make-up crew... "We're gonna need a bigger bus."
That's how you do it. The big question is: jar, or garbage bag in the swamp?
Stage it outdoors, in an Oklahoma trailer park, in the spring, and God himself might take a twisted interest.
That's just fucking outstanding.
Liberty University on-line correspondence school. Because it's a bit emabarassing to actually go to a town called "Lynchburg".
Sorry, Wonks, gotta go. I need to call my parents and apologize for everytime I intimated or actually stated that they were crazy or embarassing, seeing as they never made me be a toddler grassroots compaign organizer and, to the best of my knowledge, their (our) names are not associated in any meaningful way with buttsecks (nothing wrong with the buttsecks, quite the contrary, but still).
"“Courage to Fight for American Values Tour.”"
Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?