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Santorum's favorite things to do in the Great Outdoors are...

Raping the environment, strip mining, mountaintop removal, destroying wetlands, fracking, raping the environment, polluting the air, poisoning the water and raping the environment.https://media3.giphy.com/me...

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Seriously, how does he not realize that he's evil?

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The God of people like Santorum was okay with Jews and lepers getting blamed for the Black Death (they poisoned the wells, logic that is absolutely Trump-like) and the Byzantine Empire (Christian) getting trashed by (Christian) crusaders who were supposed to be fighting Muslims. I suspect he'd have felt a lot more at home in those days. Although they just might be coming back.

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FFS, the "carbon tax" was originally a *Republican* idea. What kind of brain trauma would drive a Republican go all demagogue on his own party's proposal?

That was a rhetorical question.

Which reminds me, Obamacare is Romneycare *without* abortion coverage.

FFS. <-----------------for closure

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Most "Christians" are horrible people. If he ever bothered to read the Bible, he'd know that it's literally impossible to be a good Republican and a good Christian. You're either one or the other. You think they might actually read the Bible occasionally, but I guess it's just too much work.

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Rick Santorum is a pathetic, medieval minded cross hugger so blinded by his fantasy religious world that he is happy to doom his children and grandchildren to misery based on the bet that a few guys and maybe a woman wrote some imaginative drivel over the course of several hundred years a couple of thousand years ago.

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Obama's got a month left in office How much can he do?

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He is singlehandedly keeping the sweatervest industry alive. So there's that. I guess.

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Santorum is the kind of guy who would hear 98 out of 100 doctors tell him that he has cancer requiring immediate treatment, and respond "Nah, God will sort it out."

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crap...i'm gonna have a lousy NYE....

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There are increasing numbers of Catholics who have finally come around to the idea of "the best un-aborted pregnancy is a never-pregnancy"

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"Fuck 2016!"

- the drug trade

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His velocity? GODLY.

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I dunno...At least call trumps "victory" what it really is.A bloodless coup backed by one of our top rivals.

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What kind of brain trauma would drive a Republican go all demagogue on his own party's proposal?

When Democrats said "'Carbon tax' sucks, but we can work with it."

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Lead spear carrier into the grizzly cave.

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