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DahBoner's avatar

Santorum's favorite things to do in the Great Outdoors are...

Raping the environment, strip mining, mountaintop removal, destroying wetlands, fracking, raping the environment, polluting the air, poisoning the water and raping the environment.https://media3.giphy.com/me...

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Meander's avatar

Seriously, how does he not realize that he's evil?

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Keith Taylor's avatar

The God of people like Santorum was okay with Jews and lepers getting blamed for the Black Death (they poisoned the wells, logic that is absolutely Trump-like) and the Byzantine Empire (Christian) getting trashed by (Christian) crusaders who were supposed to be fighting Muslims. I suspect he'd have felt a lot more at home in those days. Although they just might be coming back.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

FFS, the "carbon tax" was originally a *Republican* idea. What kind of brain trauma would drive a Republican go all demagogue on his own party's proposal?

That was a rhetorical question.

Which reminds me, Obamacare is Romneycare *without* abortion coverage.

FFS. <-----------------for closure

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Most "Christians" are horrible people. If he ever bothered to read the Bible, he'd know that it's literally impossible to be a good Republican and a good Christian. You're either one or the other. You think they might actually read the Bible occasionally, but I guess it's just too much work.

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pgjack's avatar

Rick Santorum is a pathetic, medieval minded cross hugger so blinded by his fantasy religious world that he is happy to doom his children and grandchildren to misery based on the bet that a few guys and maybe a woman wrote some imaginative drivel over the course of several hundred years a couple of thousand years ago.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Obama's got a month left in office How much can he do?

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

He is singlehandedly keeping the sweatervest industry alive. So there's that. I guess.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Santorum is the kind of guy who would hear 98 out of 100 doctors tell him that he has cancer requiring immediate treatment, and respond "Nah, God will sort it out."

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

crap...i'm gonna have a lousy NYE....

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phoenix00's avatar

There are increasing numbers of Catholics who have finally come around to the idea of "the best un-aborted pregnancy is a never-pregnancy"

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phoenix00's avatar

"Fuck 2016!"

- the drug trade

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phoenix00's avatar

His velocity? GODLY.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

I dunno...At least call trumps "victory" what it really is.A bloodless coup backed by one of our top rivals.

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Meander's avatar

What kind of brain trauma would drive a Republican go all demagogue on his own party's proposal?

When Democrats said "'Carbon tax' sucks, but we can work with it."

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yyyaz's avatar

Lead spear carrier into the grizzly cave.

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