Rick Santorum wiped the smegma from the corner of his lips. (He didn't get it all though, the crusty dried part was still there, but it would flake off eventually.) What was he going to do with himself, now that he, like Mitt Romney, was a sad loser whom nobody wanted around? Even his wife, Sheila or something, just kept looking at him and then walking out of the room. He usually found her leaned up against the washing machine. Sometimes she was crying. The children sat quietly, as they always did. He and Sheila or whatever had raised them right. They did not run around like hellions. They didn't waste their brains on the boob tube. They just sat, in the darkened parlor, blinking their little rabbit eyes away from the few rays of filtered light. Rick Santorum needed to do something besides
"He usually found her leaned up against the washing machine." In "Campaign," which is a pretty funny movie and more accurate than it should be ("Al Queda or Taliban?") Will Farrow's character bangs his opponent's wife against the washing machine while it's running. Nice double play there.
I know Jack Wild in HR Puffenstuff did something to my heart as an eight-yr-old, but so did the wimmins in Sports Review Wrestling Illustrated Apartment House Wrestling!
if we're stuck in an endless time loop, can't we at least have the crying santorum family with matching doll?
(sniffle)
It would be a honor to devour them...
"Ungay" is pig Latin for "gun."
Did I just blow your mind?
Charlie Sheen libel!
It's right here that the Comments shift from dolls and "Dr." Ablow to Li'l Rickey and his new job...
"He usually found her leaned up against the washing machine." In "Campaign," which is a pretty funny movie and more accurate than it should be ("Al Queda or Taliban?") Will Farrow's character bangs his opponent's wife against the washing machine while it's running. Nice double play there.
Who'd have expected this? O'Reilly has just conceded the war for Christmas. And on Christmas Eve!
I desperately wanted Barbie Styling Head when I was a lad, but I never got it. Today, I am a RAGING GAY! EVIDENCE!
I know Jack Wild in HR Puffenstuff did something to my heart as an eight-yr-old, but so did the wimmins in Sports Review Wrestling Illustrated Apartment House Wrestling!
With what, exactly? They have no genitalia at all...
First operation: gelding.
I wouldn't have that thing in the house; too reminiscent of that Talky Tina episode.
At least they were using a condom..
No. Real GI Joes were 11 inches tall.
Hey, I'll 'fess up on behalf of my contemporaries. It was Annette.
Oh man...that brings back memories. I had the red-suited one and the white-suited one and the astro rover. They wre freaking awesome!