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fuflans's avatar

if we're stuck in an endless time loop, can't we at least have the crying santorum family with matching doll?

Chris Grrr's avatar

(sniffle)

It would be a honor to devour them...

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Ungay" is pig Latin for "gun."

Did I just blow your mind?

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's right here that the Comments shift from dolls and "Dr." Ablow to Li'l Rickey and his new job...

TundraGrifter's avatar

"He usually found her leaned up against the washing machine." In "Campaign," which is a pretty funny movie and more accurate than it should be ("Al Queda or Taliban?") Will Farrow's character bangs his opponent's wife against the washing machine while it's running. Nice double play there.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Who'd have expected this? O'Reilly has just conceded the war for Christmas. And on Christmas Eve!

The Quirk's avatar

I desperately wanted Barbie Styling Head when I was a lad, but I never got it. Today, I am a RAGING GAY! EVIDENCE!

The Quirk's avatar

I know Jack Wild in HR Puffenstuff did something to my heart as an eight-yr-old, but so did the wimmins in Sports Review Wrestling Illustrated Apartment House Wrestling!

jqheywood's avatar

With what, exactly? They have no genitalia at all...

The Quirk's avatar

First operation: gelding.

The Quirk's avatar

I wouldn't have that thing in the house; too reminiscent of that Talky Tina episode.

jqheywood's avatar

At least they were using a condom..

jqheywood's avatar

No. Real GI Joes were 11 inches tall.

bobbert's avatar

Hey, I'll 'fess up on behalf of my contemporaries. It was Annette.

jqheywood's avatar

Oh man...that brings back memories. I had the red-suited one and the white-suited one and the astro rover. They wre freaking awesome!