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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

damn my brain, now I can't get the sick picture of Josh diddling the fetuses...you bastard!

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Rick Santorum uses fecal tissue for his research.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

To be fair, once polio was eradicated, it pretty much became a dead end for medical research.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

As many dead fetuses as God chooses to give them.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It must be a great comfort to that jagoff Santorum to escape the universal loathing he endures in Pennsylvania (especially the southwestern part of it) and bask in the mild contempt to total indifference he enjoys among Republican primary voters.

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J Neo Marvin's avatar

Black Santas matter.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Relax... he's just curious like any boy!

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John Smith's avatar

How do you think they feed 19 in this economy?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I don't always do brain surgery, but when I do, I don't use nary fetus.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Added Santorum, "My health care plan will bring back leeches and bloodletting. The way the Founding Fathers got medical care."

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Funny... ISIL says the same thing...although they're apparently pretty flexible about it, according to my morning rage fuel, http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

I knew "Jar Baby" Gabriel (tm) was going to show up in this election cycle. http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

They are fucked up. FIXED

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xzargo's avatar

Yum!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Didn't the Holy Founders, Peace Be Upon Them, also believe in the Four Humors?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Why the hell did I talk to that chair???"

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