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damn my brain, now I can't get the sick picture of Josh diddling the fetuses...you bastard!

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Rick Santorum uses fecal tissue for his research.

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To be fair, once polio was eradicated, it pretty much became a dead end for medical research.

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As many dead fetuses as God chooses to give them.

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It must be a great comfort to that jagoff Santorum to escape the universal loathing he endures in Pennsylvania (especially the southwestern part of it) and bask in the mild contempt to total indifference he enjoys among Republican primary voters.

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Black Santas matter.

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Relax... he's just curious like any boy!

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How do you think they feed 19 in this economy?

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I don't always do brain surgery, but when I do, I don't use nary fetus.

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Added Santorum, "My health care plan will bring back leeches and bloodletting. The way the Founding Fathers got medical care."

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Funny... ISIL says the same thing...although they're apparently pretty flexible about it, according to my morning rage fuel, http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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I knew "Jar Baby" Gabriel (tm) was going to show up in this election cycle. http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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They are fucked up. FIXED

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Yum!

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Didn't the Holy Founders, Peace Be Upon Them, also believe in the Four Humors?

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"Why the hell did I talk to that chair???"

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