Rick Santorum cares about one thing, as everybody knows, and that is the children. OK, he cares about butt-fucking too, like, way too much. But we are talking about Rick Santorum and kids and how he is the Number One Defender of Them for All Time and Forever. During last night's Las Vegas Republican Debate,
Let me put things in perspective Santorum. My wife is an itinerant teacher for blind students. One of the 12 year old students at a school she works at is from Somalia, Her favorite part of living in America is that no one is trying to kill her on her way to school in the morning.
The fine print says:**** The opinions emanating from the above talking prolapsed anus do not reflect the views of humans, civilization, or rational people. Listen at your own risk.
Another thing, one of the kids my wife ran into from Laos didn't have "her coat" on later in the week. My wife asked where her coat was, the girl replied Tuesday is my day to wear the coat, my sister gets it today. The girl has eight siblings, sharing one coat. My wife went to REI and bought eight down coats to give to the school nurse for the family. At least we know why we are fucking broke.
you're broke because you have all those kids and live in that drafty old house and never left bedford falls.
I bet the GOP will try to get the border guard fired for aiding the enemy. You can tell the kid looks dangerous.
On the plus side, transportation is easy. You just stick it in a dog crate and to it to the roof of a car.
i almost miss pittsburghese.Still comes out of me when I watch the Stillers!!! Oh,and jagoffs is the proper term with yinz.Plural.
Sheriff Dannels- Babeu is the wingnut from Pinal county, which is an hour and a half north of the border
But he came in second last time!
"Thy brothers' keeper" doesn't mean keeping them locked up.
I did know the Pinal County part, but it didn't fit with the 'joke'. If Rick can live in his own little reality, I can too also too!
Get a fucking job, frothy. A real job for once.
Let me put things in perspective Santorum. My wife is an itinerant teacher for blind students. One of the 12 year old students at a school she works at is from Somalia, Her favorite part of living in America is that no one is trying to kill her on her way to school in the morning.
I believe those are asterisks.
The fine print says:**** The opinions emanating from the above talking prolapsed anus do not reflect the views of humans, civilization, or rational people. Listen at your own risk.
Another thing, one of the kids my wife ran into from Laos didn't have "her coat" on later in the week. My wife asked where her coat was, the girl replied Tuesday is my day to wear the coat, my sister gets it today. The girl has eight siblings, sharing one coat. My wife went to REI and bought eight down coats to give to the school nurse for the family. At least we know why we are fucking broke.
Carly says "You're welcome" and then smiles warmly with only her neck tendons.
He looked like he always does- an incompetent night manager at Denny's.
That is fucking heartbreaking.
I actually forgot he existed until I saw this article today.