While most political candidates at least like to pretend that it is Not Cool to attack their opponents' families, Rick Santorum thinks it is not only Totally Cool but also necessary so voters will know what they're getting themselves into:
I do totally enjoy an abortion loving whore as my first lady. SORRY LADY! I did not mean it the way it sounds. I love her very much and she does not read Le Wonkette unless it is over my shoulder. Midwest girl you understand, totally gets the sex stuff cause farm raised but talking about it, not so much.
Santorum and his wife brought their dead newborn home so their kids could hold it and say goodbye. That transcends creepy and dives off into criminally psychotic.
The link you may be looking for is a website called www.spreadingsantorum.com ; it tells the whole story about how Rick developed a Google problem, and how you can help link the name with the byproduct.
I'd forgotten that gem of GOP overspin, and that 27% will vote for anyone claiming President Obama is funding ISIS, to wage war on the people of the United States! http://www.rightwingwatch.o...
OH boy, the standard evangelical "Come to Jesus" backstory. It's a sign of incredible restraint on his speechwriters' part that he didn't also claim to have been a bad ass mofo who stabbed people and did drugs before he was cleansed by the blood of the Lamb.
Wait, what? The future Mrs. Assfoam was shacking up with the guy who delivered her? As in, helped her get born?
What was his opening line? "Hey, I've already seen you naked"?
Re: tonettes. We had them back in 1960.
YHWH really is an asshole.
Oh! Holy cats. OK. Thank you. :D
So What...? Does it have anything to do with human trafficking and penile upgrades for 30 bucks ?
Y'know, I try not to look too close at pictures of The Frothy One, but he sure does look like a sad and broken man in that one.
Brought a little smile to my day.
I learn all the best colloquialisms from Wonkette.
I do totally enjoy an abortion loving whore as my first lady. SORRY LADY! I did not mean it the way it sounds. I love her very much and she does not read Le Wonkette unless it is over my shoulder. Midwest girl you understand, totally gets the sex stuff cause farm raised but talking about it, not so much.
I can't even be snarky, the guy's such a creep he's even a bigger dickhead than Walker.
Santorum and his wife brought their dead newborn home so their kids could hold it and say goodbye. That transcends creepy and dives off into criminally psychotic.
And yea, he's a bigger dickhead than Walker too!
The link you may be looking for is a website called www.spreadingsantorum.com ; it tells the whole story about how Rick developed a Google problem, and how you can help link the name with the byproduct.
I'd forgotten that gem of GOP overspin, and that 27% will vote for anyone claiming President Obama is funding ISIS, to wage war on the people of the United States! http://www.rightwingwatch.o...
Gerald Ford, the Derek Zoolander of his time.
Creepy, creepy, creepy motherfucker... and Rick too.
OH boy, the standard evangelical "Come to Jesus" backstory. It's a sign of incredible restraint on his speechwriters' part that he didn't also claim to have been a bad ass mofo who stabbed people and did drugs before he was cleansed by the blood of the Lamb.
Wanton women are one of the GOP's top 3 terrors.