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HOLA? ESPEAKA ENGLISH? Is, um... QUIERO EL SANTORUM-O EL SPEECHING-O?

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SANTORUMO: El Presidente Muy Grundle!

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And I'll bet they had a word for it, too. "Santorum" (second declension, pl. "santora") is obviously Latin, so it should be well understood in Latin America.

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And look at what a mess it's made of Switzerland! Totally backwards and disorganized, thanks to all them furrin' languages and not enough Jeebus.

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Kinda like how you need a license to own a freaking dog, but you can keep popping out all the inbred, home-skooled idjuts you want to.

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Rick Santorum, according to the Missibama-ites: "This guy is just the right amount of shitty"

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<i>However, the U.S. Constitution does not designate an official language, nor is there a requirement that a territory adopt English as its primary language in order to become a state.</i> Probably a bunch of libruls were behind this, not real americans!</i>

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He sure knows how to leak obnoxiousness all over the place.

In Spanish, how does one say "dribblin' doodie-chute"

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