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<strike>Charlemagne</strike> Otto I?

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Every Bank of America CEO ever?

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Pope Urban II?

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Frederick Barbarossa?

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Gustav Stresemann?

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The NSDAP member is the Nazi of the <strike>Christian</strike> world.

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^ ^ Comments (both of them) of the day.

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Applies equally to Santorum, Perry, Scott and Cheney.

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<i>"You wonder sometimes why didn’t the Jews see this and move?"</i>

Duh! Because of Obama.

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Somehow I think it will really be more like "fucking like pigs" than anyone thought

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+100

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hey, just as long as there are no full frontal hugs on the browns. I'm rooting for one of the daughters to go full metal Patty Hearst myself

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Senator Frothy is whipping the Christian troops into a righteous lather - in preparation for the annual WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

Bless his tiny heart.

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My 4th grade teacher?

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i had to read him in high school (i am not catholic tho my HS was) and he left a lasting impression.

but (i've said this before here at the wonkettes) every one of these wingtards who casually cry 'nazism' should be forced to read the sonderkommando testimonies.

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<i>"You wonder sometimes why didn’t the Jews see this and move?"</i>

Does this mean what I think it means, that Scrotorum and all of those poor, persecuted "Christian" wingers are moving so they don't end up all holocausted and whatnot?! Please, please, please!

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