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phoenix00's avatar

But CNN needs ratings!

Zyxomma's avatar

Thank you, Michael.

Zyxomma's avatar

That babbling was about the chaos within: Santorum knows he's a criminal, deserving of a long prison sentence.

Dante Ardenz's avatar

Yes indeed ,as they are the party of ," Family Values ." I want to puke ,when I hear that !

Dante Ardenz's avatar

Why does anyone care ,what this aging youth and looser ,of the Conservative Cult ,circa 1994 has to say ? He is obviously the new Harald Stassen of the GOP.

Carpe Vagenda's avatar

Oh, I'm totally here for the easter eggs.

Mark Lungo's avatar

Got to get him out of our life.

Mark Lungo's avatar

And don't forget MLK.

CATMAN's avatar

It is obvious that Icky Sticky Ricky has no sympathy for those "blah" children who are going to swarm over the border and vote illegally for Democrats

Wookie Monster's avatar

Well, I know they don't actually care, but they have to put on the show because it's good for their brand.

(((Sedagive The Relentless)))'s avatar

Well that is a fine article, and welcome!

unclejeems's avatar

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You nailed that one. Or wiped it good . . . OK, that's enough of that. I'll go back to reading student papers now.

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

"....you sentient jar of expired mayonnaise...."

Sentient? You may be stretching it a bit. Just because something can move doesn't impute self-awareness.

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Many men, and my ex-wife, also too....