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But CNN needs ratings!

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Thank you, Michael.

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That babbling was about the chaos within: Santorum knows he's a criminal, deserving of a long prison sentence.

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Yes indeed ,as they are the party of ," Family Values ." I want to puke ,when I hear that !

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Why does anyone care ,what this aging youth and looser ,of the Conservative Cult ,circa 1994 has to say ? He is obviously the new Harald Stassen of the GOP.

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Oh, I'm totally here for the easter eggs.

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Got to get him out of our life.

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And don't forget MLK.

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It is obvious that Icky Sticky Ricky has no sympathy for those "blah" children who are going to swarm over the border and vote illegally for Democrats

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Well, I know they don't actually care, but they have to put on the show because it's good for their brand.

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Well that is a fine article, and welcome!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You nailed that one. Or wiped it good . . . OK, that's enough of that. I'll go back to reading student papers now.

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"....you sentient jar of expired mayonnaise...."

Sentient? You may be stretching it a bit. Just because something can move doesn't impute self-awareness.

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Well, works on 'em...

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Many men, and my ex-wife, also too....

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