Did you know that Rick Santorum used to be all "Oh man abortion is so great" (paraphrase) (??) for most of his life? Yes, Rick Santorum! Ladies could hit up all the big sales at the Abortionplex every weekend and he'd be just fine with that. What happened? He "read the literature" when he decided to become a politician, and the literature told him no, ladies should not have this right.
And what about Dr. Ronald Paul, OB-GYN, deliverer of a whole passel of young&#039;uns? He&#039;s not only a medical scientist, but a fanatical believer in liberty, and he is <i>still</i> on the side of the cute little blastocysts&#039; overriding right to life, with the possible exception of rape (by a black or immigrant perpetrator) or incest (by a liberal).
Hey Rick, <i>Gigantic Jugs</i> is not an anatomy journal.
Andy Kaufman would play the part if he were still with us. He had the spooked-horse eyes and giddy facial expression perfected.
And what about Dr. Ronald Paul, OB-GYN, deliverer of a whole passel of young&#039;uns? He&#039;s not only a medical scientist, but a fanatical believer in liberty, and he is <i>still</i> on the side of the cute little blastocysts&#039; overriding right to life, with the possible exception of rape (by a black or immigrant perpetrator) or incest (by a liberal).
I just blew your mind, didn&#039;t I?
I didn&#039;t?