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Quercus's avatar

Why did you have to ruin my happiness?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Rick Santorum? Is it how his name, literally translated, means “The thing that happens when you do buttsex incorrectly”?I've never seen Santorum. Guess that means I'm doing buttsex right?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I anticipate hilarity when these nutbags start trying to square Senator Not-Even-A-Community-Organizer Rubio's distinct lack of accomplishments with their continuous whinging about how Bamz was "unqualified."

Notreelyhelping's avatar

His dropping out has exactly zero effect on the race because his being in had exactly zero effect on the race. Go home, Rick. Take up model railroading.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Oh, I forgot about Elf on a Shelf -- Rubio can be him.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

ha ha ha ha ha..it's cool, Rubio also couldn't name one member of the Wu Tang Clan, supposedly his FAVORITE band, so it figures someone endorsing him couldn't name a single accomplishment.

it's cuz he has nothing to show for when in comes to accomplishments, but boy oh boy he sure can memorize right wing rhetoric but doesn't have the brain cell power to debate those memorized points.

Rubio 2016....making America dumber.

but in all honesty, Rubio could do himself and America a favor by just dropping out and then doing commercials for "cool" boots.

Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Oldest girl looks like a Manson groupie.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

They've now decided that being unqualified is good. As long as there is an "R" behind your name.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Rubio-Santorum?" Is that when there's flecks of blood in it?

The Wanderer's avatar

Blunder Twin powers, activate! Form of a bucket of stale jizz!Form of - an adorable jackbooted elf!

rocktonsam's avatar

CUE THE PICTURE OF THE SANTORUM FAMILY ON STAGE WITH HIS BRATTY KIDS CRYING!

BlackestNoobs's avatar

Sorry, that would be Ted Cruz with the bratty kids crying or just leaving the stage altogether.

i shouldn't pick on the kids, but you know what, politicians shouldn't used their kids. PERIOD.

tihond's avatar

I wonder how old his kids are now. That pic was at least 8 years ago, right?

Notreelyhelping's avatar

If the credit card doesn't crash.