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Why did you have to ruin my happiness?

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Rick Santorum? Is it how his name, literally translated, means “The thing that happens when you do buttsex incorrectly”?I've never seen Santorum. Guess that means I'm doing buttsex right?

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I anticipate hilarity when these nutbags start trying to square Senator Not-Even-A-Community-Organizer Rubio's distinct lack of accomplishments with their continuous whinging about how Bamz was "unqualified."

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His dropping out has exactly zero effect on the race because his being in had exactly zero effect on the race. Go home, Rick. Take up model railroading.

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Oh, I forgot about Elf on a Shelf -- Rubio can be him.

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ha ha ha ha ha..it's cool, Rubio also couldn't name one member of the Wu Tang Clan, supposedly his FAVORITE band, so it figures someone endorsing him couldn't name a single accomplishment.

it's cuz he has nothing to show for when in comes to accomplishments, but boy oh boy he sure can memorize right wing rhetoric but doesn't have the brain cell power to debate those memorized points.

Rubio 2016....making America dumber.

but in all honesty, Rubio could do himself and America a favor by just dropping out and then doing commercials for "cool" boots.

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Oldest girl looks like a Manson groupie.

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They've now decided that being unqualified is good. As long as there is an "R" behind your name.

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"Rubio-Santorum?" Is that when there's flecks of blood in it?

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(gloop . . . splat)

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Blunder Twin powers, activate! Form of a bucket of stale jizz!Form of - an adorable jackbooted elf!

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CUE THE PICTURE OF THE SANTORUM FAMILY ON STAGE WITH HIS BRATTY KIDS CRYING!

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Sorry, that would be Ted Cruz with the bratty kids crying or just leaving the stage altogether.

i shouldn't pick on the kids, but you know what, politicians shouldn't used their kids. PERIOD.

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I wonder how old his kids are now. That pic was at least 8 years ago, right?

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If the credit card doesn't crash.

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