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I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

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Asparagus Asperger's.

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Poor Ricky. Is there any other person with his level of fame who could never convince any deli to name a sandwich after him? No Santorumburgers ever.

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Ah, geez. You got Santorum on the blog again - time to wash the sheets.

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Oh, he gonna get it now. Pass the popcorn, please.

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I'm sorry, but the only safe word with Santorum is "no."

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<i>force Christians to “bow to Caesar” and have their religious rights stripped away</i>

word turds.

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Not "misquoted" ... but anybody who quotes him is lying.

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sooooo, the how much you wanna bet the only 'contraception' he thinks should be covered is the church sanctioned rhythm method?

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Maybe that Pope Frank is rubbing off real nice on this Santorum fellow.

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