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The Quirk's avatar

I'd settle for volcanic haemorrhoids.

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Well there's yer problem, ya see. IN THE WAY OF GOD. Get out of God's way, he needs the elbow room!

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Jodie only eats the femmes.

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Needs more <a href="http://spreadingsantorum.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://spreadingsantorum.com/">http://spreadingsantorum.co...

(Just doing my duty ... not meant to be a factual link.)

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And the creepy kid behind her left shoulder ... somebody should keep an eye on that one. This whole bunch is like the Addams Family, as done by Wes Craven.

The Quirk's avatar

I've been calling him Gaywad for years.

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You'd have to used the barbed-wire dildo. Otherwise you'd have to burn your dick afterward.

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If dad made you wear a santorum-colored jumper in front of a mob of rabid teabaggers, you'd be in tears too.

fuflans's avatar

hey rick you know what? 'jihad' can be translated as "striving in the way of God".

and anyway, your campaign is fucked and you are a righteous tool.

jqheywood's avatar

Hey now...some of my very bestest friends have vaginas, and they are NOTHING like Rick Santorum.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Aww, is the poor little outcast still a spiteful little drama-sack of angry? Will turning hyperbole up to 11 wash away the discolored stains of your bubblin' funky buttsextovers, Ricky Santorum?

Jihad? Oh right! I forgot how those muslim extremists mocked the twin towers until they fell down.

NEVER FORGET (the emotional content, but <i>please do</i> forget the actual meaning of words! Thank you. --The lubey-poopie campaign )

PubOption's avatar

A jihad on Santorum, what's next, a fatwa against Chris Christie?

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Nothing like being a victim of a Gay Jihad to get your teatard/Xtard base whipped into a frothy rage.