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I'd settle for volcanic haemorrhoids.

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Well there's yer problem, ya see. IN THE WAY OF GOD. Get out of God's way, he needs the elbow room!

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Rick thinks they face Mecca when they get on their knees.

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Jodie only eats the femmes.

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Needs more <a href="http://spreadingsantorum.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://spreadingsantorum.com/">http://spreadingsantorum.co...

(Just doing my duty ... not meant to be a factual link.)

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And the creepy kid behind her left shoulder ... somebody should keep an eye on that one. This whole bunch is like the Addams Family, as done by Wes Craven.

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I've been calling him Gaywad for years.

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You'd have to used the barbed-wire dildo. Otherwise you'd have to burn your dick afterward.

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If dad made you wear a santorum-colored jumper in front of a mob of rabid teabaggers, you'd be in tears too.

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hey rick you know what? 'jihad' can be translated as "striving in the way of God".

and anyway, your campaign is fucked and you are a righteous tool.

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Hey now...some of my very bestest friends have vaginas, and they are NOTHING like Rick Santorum.

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Aww, is the poor little outcast still a spiteful little drama-sack of angry? Will turning hyperbole up to 11 wash away the discolored stains of your bubblin' funky buttsextovers, Ricky Santorum?

Jihad? Oh right! I forgot how those muslim extremists mocked the twin towers until they fell down.

NEVER FORGET (the emotional content, but <i>please do</i> forget the actual meaning of words! Thank you. --The lubey-poopie campaign )

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Brilliant!

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A jihad on Santorum, what's next, a fatwa against Chris Christie?

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Nothing like being a victim of a Gay Jihad to get your teatard/Xtard base whipped into a frothy rage.

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