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Rick Santorum's Book Club: Homos Everywhere!

Ken Layne
Dec 20, 2006
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Santorum now works in catering. - Wonkette


A Wonkette operative notes that Santorum's people are filling a dumpsterwith unwanted books from his Senate offices. What kind of stuff do they like in Rick's World? Scary books about The Gays, that's what! These are allegedly actual books being tossed out today:

* Homosexuality: A Freedom Too Far

* Freedom's Holy Light

* Beyond Abortion: A Chronicle of Fetal Experimentation

* Battle Cry for a Generation: The Fight to Save America's Youth

But now that he's just another unemployed loser obsessed with Invisible Arabs, Rick no longer cares about the gays having the holy abortion. Speaking of Christmas, did you know a giant dragon lizard immaculately conceived eight baby devil dragons and they're all about to hatch in time for Xmas? It's a Festivus Miracle!

 Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas -- By Komodo Dragon [National Geographic]

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