Rick Santorum has chosen a new strategy in his quest to win the Republican presidential nomination that he cannot mathematically win: Talkin' sports. You know, shootin' the shit with his buddies, the voters, about golf, baseball, bowling. Shooting guns. Those sports. He's very good at them all, just like Vladimir Putin is at fucking tigers or eating tigers or
After all, his name is synonymous with "sliding down chutes"
I was thinking cannonballs, but yeah, we can start small.<br /><br />---
Maybe he meant Porntube?
That may be the most astute thing I have ever read about sports.
Emperor? Can&#039;t we just make him Kingpin?
I wonder how well he would be at dodgeball?
OJ Simpson is also good at sports.
Yeah...that sounds right. I&#039;m not up to date on my Internet pornography distributors.
&quot;I was hitting the ball pretty good&quot;
You were hitting it WELL you fetus helper ignoramus!
My circle of friends would be more impressed with him shooting dice or throwing knives.
Yes ads...especially the Tide and Viagra ads.