Thought we were done with Rick Santorum, did you? Well SO DID WE! Then GQ had to go discover his Secret Service code name, which is Petrus, as in Rock, as in Peter, as in "And on this rock I shall build my Church," which in no way, shape or form could be construed as JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MESSIANIC BALLS ON THAT GUY! We are talking
Now how&#039;s he going to go around calling other people snobs when he named himself after a <a href="http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/business\/1839963.stm" target="_blank">$20,000 bottle of wine</a>?
Newt Gingrich - Sailor Moon (it&#039;s his favorite show) Callista - Tiffany (duh) Ron Paul - Ron Paul (Secret Service said, &quot;why bother?&quot;)
Nothing is too hard for God.
Now how&#039;s he going to go around calling other people snobs when he named himself after a <a href="http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/business\/1839963.stm" target="_blank">$20,000 bottle of wine</a>?
Isn&#039;t Rmoney Smeagol? I mean he&#039;s the one who really really wants the ring of power, after all... according to Ron Paul at least.
Heh... I read it as &quot;Weasel Womney&quot;, which of course works too.
Other SS codes names:
Newt Gingrich - Sailor Moon (it&#039;s his favorite show) Callista - Tiffany (duh) Ron Paul - Ron Paul (Secret Service said, &quot;why bother?&quot;)
timely reminder of demands of christianity.
also, not going to think about antipas of pergamum who was roasted in a large bull somewhere around 92.
madam editrix, hats off to you (and deep curtsey).
you&#039;ve entirely captured everything this tool is - and in one short graf.
also, i will still be voting for him tomorrow.
Only until Petrus can get his gay marriage outlawed.
Wait....they get to pick their own code-names?
They should be randomly assigned &quot;Reservoir Dogs&quot; style, or else they&#039;ll ALL want to be &quot;Mr. Black.&quot;
I wonder if any of the secret service guys would take a bullet for this sack of anal sludge.
My secret service code name would be &quot;tumescent.&quot; Or &quot;embiggen.&quot; Whichever you prefer.
&quot; this denseley packed Petrus manages to remain light on its feet...&quot;