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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nothing is too hard for God.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Now how's he going to go around calling other people snobs when he named himself after a <a href="http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/business\/1839963.stm" target="_blank">$20,000 bottle of wine</a>?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Isn't Rmoney Smeagol? I mean he's the one who really really wants the ring of power, after all... according to Ron Paul at least.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Heh... I read it as "Weasel Womney", which of course works too.

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Mahousu's avatar

Other SS codes names:

Newt Gingrich - Sailor Moon (it's his favorite show) Callista - Tiffany (duh) Ron Paul - Ron Paul (Secret Service said, "why bother?")

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fuflans's avatar

timely reminder of demands of christianity.

also, not going to think about antipas of pergamum who was roasted in a large bull somewhere around 92.

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fuflans's avatar

madam editrix, hats off to you (and deep curtsey).

you've entirely captured everything this tool is - and in one short graf.

also, i will still be voting for him tomorrow.

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Mahousu's avatar

Only until Petrus can get his gay marriage outlawed.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait....they get to pick their own code-names?

They should be randomly assigned "Reservoir Dogs" style, or else they'll ALL want to be "Mr. Black."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wonder if any of the secret service guys would take a bullet for this sack of anal sludge.

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ValiumNation's avatar

My secret service code name would be "tumescent." Or "embiggen." Whichever you prefer.

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PubOption's avatar

" this denseley packed Petrus manages to remain light on its feet..."

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