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this is Florida, dude. No one’s in their right mind. -----------------------------------------------------------------Well Yes. Some of us are but it is getting harder and harder to show others that there are some of us who despise lots of what is going on, not to mention the skeletor gov. I love the beaches, which is why I came here in the first place. And, they are still gorgeous but damn, the idiots in politics, local as well as state and fed, seem to be devoted to destroying every good thing about living here.

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In that pic, Scott looks like something out of Hunter Thompson's hallucinations.

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I can't get enough of this Gulf shrimp! Waiter, bring me tumor!

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Fox favorite, but not American.

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As a long time admirer of the Indian national health care system (aka Cash and Carry) I see the work of people like Mother Theresa and her organization as an important aspect of the Indian system. They help the dying by keeping them indoors so they're not out there cluttering the streets like they used to do.

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"Cuff me nicely" is on my family's crest. It's also my safe word, and the name of my kick ass garage band.

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"he was touched inappropriately as a child by the victim when he dated his mom."

UHWUT?

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Rick Scott should take a page out of Donald Trump's playbook. I was walking by The Trump Tower (yoogest, classiest skyscraper in the universe!) and I noticed there were some awards for the restaurants inside the classy skyscraper. I was puzzled how an ice cream parlor could get SIX stars, when Forbes only gives out five stars, and for restaurants, NOT ice cream parlors. Upon closer examination I realized all six restaurant/ice cream parlors were owned by Trump, and the awards were given out by some bullshit culinary institute which I assume was also Trump owned. Scott should just cut to the chase and give himself all the Florida awards.

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Punkindrublic Jr. met Danny Trejo once. Said he was a complete sweetiepie.

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not like with Mary Queen of Scots: https://youtu.be/UmMD4ij8GHk

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I heard it's good luck.

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He's mentally measuring it for some fancy-ass boots.

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you don't know enough Floridians?

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Well, if you're only going to use it once, why go for a name brand?

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No way that machete gonna break on the first swing.

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I love the beaches as well, Sadie. I'm a Gulf coaster though, and haven't swam in that toxic soup since BP destroyed it. I'll still swim in the Atlantic though.

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