Remember how every Republican and self-serious political journalist in America afew years ago had a mysterious collective aneurysm over their "discovery" that fraud wizard Barack Obama reads off a teleprompter to deliver speeches, just like every other politician has done since the invention of teleprompters?
Lemme give it a try... <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to Presidency 5! When I saw all the reporters, I wasn&#039;t quite sure what to say. Then I saw the teleprompter. [pause for laughter]</blockquote> <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to Presidency 5! When I saw all the reporters and a teleprompter loaded with Republican talking points, I thought I had stumbled into a Fox News studio. [pause for laughter].</blockquote> <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to P5. Or as we call it in my administration &quot;pee into the cup five times to get your unemployment insurance you lazy asswipes&quot; [pause for laughter]</blockquote>
Voting?
America wants to know, is our children reading their teleprompters?
Lemme give it a try... <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to Presidency 5! When I saw all the reporters, I wasn&#039;t quite sure what to say. Then I saw the teleprompter. [pause for laughter]</blockquote> <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to Presidency 5! When I saw all the reporters and a teleprompter loaded with Republican talking points, I thought I had stumbled into a Fox News studio. [pause for laughter].</blockquote> <blockquote>Good afternoon, and welcome to P5. Or as we call it in my administration &quot;pee into the cup five times to get your unemployment insurance you lazy asswipes&quot; [pause for laughter]</blockquote>
or a bad tv show.
and yet other parts of fermilab are shutting down due to lack of funding. (just to bring us back to baggers and their discontents).
also can we see what happens if a bagger is fired through Fermilab&rsquo;s Main Injector?
Needz more Medicare fraud. Har Har.
And then Scott asks Herman Cain to bring him a glass of water.
Peeing in a cup was <i>how</i> they cast their ballots.
Though I think peeing on the candidates themselves would have been a better method.
His head is as good as a blank billboard. May I sugggest:
Kick Me Insert brain here or A Hair Club for Men advertisment?
They have already moved into the TV newsrooms, even at our local Fox station.
Coming up: Carter malaise and sweaters