Currently one of the most unpopular governors in the country, Florida Gov. Rick Scott is struggling to figure out how to convince Florida voters that he is not a total loser (which will fail, because he is). Here is Rick Scott's super-sophisticated bazillion-dollar genius public relations attack plan: he will ask his few remaining supporters to log onto his website and click the "send" button on a form email a few thousand times in order to
See the evolution of Teabagger thinking: Sarah Palin could not name a newspaper and she looked like a doofus. Scott refuses to read newspapers--in your face MSM motherfuckers!
in related news, voldemort, issued a statement to 'the daily prophet' today noting:
<i>While muggles usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Tom Riddle is refreshing because he&rsquo;s keeping his word. His Dementors are helping to attract businesses to our state and get people back to work. Tom Riddle deserves our unwavering and enthusiastic support. How can we expect to elect leaders who will keep their word and do what&rsquo;s right for our state if we don&rsquo;t stand up for those with the courage to set priorities, make difficult choices, and actually send people to Azkaban?</i>
The same people who worship at the altar of private sector for everything don&#039;t hesitate to talk up that government run military, government run police, fire departments, government run jails. If we viewed our health security the same way we viewed our national security, doctors would all report to the Surgeon General and we&#039;d be fighting disease instead of LIbyans.
Botroots support? I like it! Half a billion identical letters to the editor would surely make quite an impression.
I thought he had God working on the plan. Oh, wait ... that was Texas. Never mind.
TwitPics or it didn&#039;t happen.
Sarah Palin. Although she waited half a term.
Well said! Remember how Geogre Bush (43) was the &quot;first MBA President?&quot;
And what was supposed to be a good thing?
Rick Scott gives Astroturfing a bad name...
I almost wrote &quot;Ronald Reagan?&quot; but by most honest accounts he fucked California over every way he could.
Bandwagon rider! Now, if he confiscated their tooth fillings or extra organs, it might show some out of the box thinking.
See the evolution of Teabagger thinking: Sarah Palin could not name a newspaper and she looked like a doofus. Scott refuses to read newspapers--in your face MSM motherfuckers!
Excellent. Because nothing says grass roots support more than identically worded letters to the editor.
<i>&quot;...signed it Jesus, Hitler, Rick Scott...&quot;</i>
As if any of those guys would want to be associated with Rick Scott.
Hmmm. It appears you can edit Scott&#039;s meassage before you send it. I think I just told some editor that Scott is a douche bag. Silly me.
in related news, voldemort, issued a statement to &#039;the daily prophet&#039; today noting:
<i>While muggles usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Tom Riddle is refreshing because he&rsquo;s keeping his word. His Dementors are helping to attract businesses to our state and get people back to work. Tom Riddle deserves our unwavering and enthusiastic support. How can we expect to elect leaders who will keep their word and do what&rsquo;s right for our state if we don&rsquo;t stand up for those with the courage to set priorities, make difficult choices, and actually send people to Azkaban?</i>
sincerely,
he who must not be named.
well, to be fair, i&#039;m very hungover.
I smell a contest!
The same people who worship at the altar of private sector for everything don&#039;t hesitate to talk up that government run military, government run police, fire departments, government run jails. If we viewed our health security the same way we viewed our national security, doctors would all report to the Surgeon General and we&#039;d be fighting disease instead of LIbyans.