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Dianna Deem's avatar

I took part in a lead abatement seminar for work a few years ago. You don't want to mess with that stuff!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There really isn't enough time to go into WTF wrong with Gym Jordan.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Rumor has it Rudy's going to represent him in the impeachment trial. I didn't think even Trump was that stupid.

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motmelere's avatar

The convicted ones should be let free, the only condition of their release would be that they and their family could only drink the poison they unleashed. What really sucks is the fact that some deniers would take that bargain.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Damn, so he’s responsible for all the big hair in the 80s, on top of both those other things. Insult to injury. Is this guy dead yet?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

It sure is. And it was probably inedible to boot

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chezmoi's avatar

It was really the same person? Damn.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I looked him up - his name was Charles Kettering.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Maybe they could just go with "Mistakes were made.". It worked for the Bush administration. And toss in a couple of "thoughts and prayers" and wee should be good.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Crap! I had it fucking backward.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

The good old TSSA party

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Gov. Snyder, in the water treatment plant, with a lead pipe.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

While it may be true Rick Snyder may have poisoned all of Flint, holding him accountable would be too divisive. What the country needs is healing and unity and to move on.

/snerk

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

This is lawyer-speak for "I don't think we'll win acquittal on the merits, so by injecting politics into this, I hope to poison at least part of a jury against what the other side has to say and guarantee a hung jury."

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SterWonk's avatar

I’m pretty sure Second Impeachment will be the Nice Times story for the entire week.

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Ted Bundy's and Jeff Dahmer's defense attorney's shoulda pushed that approach in court.

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