Rick Warren Is Your New Lincoln
Rick Warren will exorcise the all gay out of Barry using the same Bible that Lincoln used at his Invocation. [ The Caucus ]
Barack Obama has shipped Rahm Emanuel to Africa, where he will be able to avoid Blaggy. [ HuffPost ]
Here is famed music critic Howard Wolfson's list of all the music he listened to while stress-eating and furiously masturbating in 2008. Howard Wolfson is so emo. [ Ben Smith ]
The Pope has said some terrible things about the homosexuals, whom he thinks are totally gay. [ Political Machine ]
Sarah Palin says that the most important thing she learned from the campaign was that things go badly when she is not in charge. [ Top of the Ticket ]