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She's already written more than one book. They're about an immigrant elephant named Ellis. Don't you keep up with Former Wonketteer PonyPal Princess Sparkle Pony?!!!!!!!

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...when is Newt Gengrich's wife going write her book?

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"I'm sorry that I've already gone through the royalties from the first book."

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Same question.

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Off topic, but fuck Ted Cruz.

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She looks like someone did a science experiment on Laura Ingraham.

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"Waking up to this face is totes better than having a chance to be President."

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