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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

She's already written more than one book. They're about an immigrant elephant named Ellis. Don't you keep up with Former Wonketteer PonyPal Princess Sparkle Pony?!!!!!!!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...when is Newt Gengrich's wife going write her book?

Painter of Goats's avatar

"I'm sorry that I've already gone through the royalties from the first book."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Off topic, but fuck Ted Cruz.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

She looks like someone did a science experiment on Laura Ingraham.

Painter of Goats's avatar

"Waking up to this face is totes better than having a chance to be President."