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fuflans's avatar

[busted]

tho to be fair, mr fuflans is really smart, really well spoken and really respected so it usually ends without punches actually landing.

fuflans's avatar

i heard discussion yesterday about 'the midwestern dominos' and 'could IL be the next to fall to right to work'.

the answer was: chicago, duh. no.

fuflans's avatar

redistricting is pretty foul really. and yes, i know we do it too.

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clearly mrs kincaid and i will have a grand old time at the wonkette chicago party. you and mr fuflans can commiserate.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

No doubt freedom lovers, job creators, and family values folks will now flood into Michigan, soon making it a paradise of love, health, knowledge and ultra-prosperity. You know, just like Mississippi. Amirite?

PubOption's avatar

Also no (British) common law, nor those parts of Texas law derived from Spanish law, nor anything resembling the 'code Napoleonique' in Louisiana.

Lot_49's avatar

First you gotta love yourself. Which will also get banned, prolly.

PubOption's avatar

The article mentions 'school property used for sporting events', so Ford Field is (for the moment) exempt. School sports coaches and officials are, no doubt, worried.

PubOption's avatar

Should the try the 'Sovereignty or Secession Flag', with its Muslim-looking crescent and palm tree.

lljktechnogeek's avatar

Actually, they're doing this because a bunch of the teabaggers got voted out. Shit, if this was a couple months from now they wouldn't have even passed the original "fuck unions" bill.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"additional training that would allow them to carry their concealed firearms in schools and at sporting events"</i>

Extra pratice in sniping at long range? Practice on smaller human targets? How do brain-damaged jackoffs like this end up in a state legislature in the first place?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're batshit crazy, but they aren't stupid.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, expecting Michigan to pull its weight is <a href="http:\/\/www.freep.com\/article\/20120918\/FEATURES08\/120918032\/Report-3-of-5-Michiganders-could-be-obese-by-2030" target="_blank">asking for a lot.</a>

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I hope it's the baby Desert Eagle in .45 caliber, because the full size .50 cal would just be irresponsible.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

So then Megatron can live up to his nickname and just transform into a giant gun? (Incidentally, Megatron was a desert eagle, first time I've used that 2 comments in a row)

fuflans's avatar

negropolis should run in the next election cycle.