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tho to be fair, mr fuflans is really smart, really well spoken and really respected so it usually ends without punches actually landing.

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i heard discussion yesterday about 'the midwestern dominos' and 'could IL be the next to fall to right to work'.

the answer was: chicago, duh. no.

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redistricting is pretty foul really. and yes, i know we do it too.

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clearly mrs kincaid and i will have a grand old time at the wonkette chicago party. you and mr fuflans can commiserate.

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No doubt freedom lovers, job creators, and family values folks will now flood into Michigan, soon making it a paradise of love, health, knowledge and ultra-prosperity. You know, just like Mississippi. Amirite?

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Also no (British) common law, nor those parts of Texas law derived from Spanish law, nor anything resembling the 'code Napoleonique' in Louisiana.

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First you gotta love yourself. Which will also get banned, prolly.

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The article mentions 'school property used for sporting events', so Ford Field is (for the moment) exempt. School sports coaches and officials are, no doubt, worried.

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Should the try the 'Sovereignty or Secession Flag', with its Muslim-looking crescent and palm tree.

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Actually, they're doing this because a bunch of the teabaggers got voted out. Shit, if this was a couple months from now they wouldn't have even passed the original "fuck unions" bill.

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<i>"additional training that would allow them to carry their concealed firearms in schools and at sporting events"</i>

Extra pratice in sniping at long range? Practice on smaller human targets? How do brain-damaged jackoffs like this end up in a state legislature in the first place?

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They're batshit crazy, but they aren't stupid.

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To be fair, expecting Michigan to pull its weight is <a href="http:\/\/www.freep.com\/article\/20120918\/FEATURES08\/120918032\/Report-3-of-5-Michiganders-could-be-obese-by-2030" target="_blank">asking for a lot.</a>

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I hope it's the baby Desert Eagle in .45 caliber, because the full size .50 cal would just be irresponsible.

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So then Megatron can live up to his nickname and just transform into a giant gun? (Incidentally, Megatron was a desert eagle, first time I've used that 2 comments in a row)

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negropolis should run in the next election cycle.

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