Here is the hot American president's day news for those of you who didn't spend the weekend searching for "gay wingnut arizona sheriff tries to deport gay mexican lover" on Ask Jeeves: Beloved right-wing anti-Mexican Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu has been caught trying to deport his homosexual Mexican lover, because Paul Babeu is a homosexual with an unquenchable thirst for the semen of illegal Mexican men.
I feel your pain. Sometimes I think that if the &#039;net didn&#039;t exist, I wouldn&#039;t know terms like Rusty Trombone, Snorkling, Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl, or Jeff Gammon.<br /><br />Damn you Internet!<br /><br />(Oh, goatse and tubgirl...fuck, I should just go kill myself now)<br /><br />oh, and furries.<br /><br /><br />---
OT: My hair is really long now - almost past my shoulders. Why? I got tired of looking like every other shaved head homunculus out there. Same with the beard. I used to have a goatee back when only artists and gay men had them. When I started noticing that NASCAR drivers and country music stars were rockin&#039; the &#039;tee I knew that, for me, the style had jumped the shark.
puh-NAWL or puh-NEHL oh I'm fun at parties
I feel your pain. Sometimes I think that if the &#039;net didn&#039;t exist, I wouldn&#039;t know terms like Rusty Trombone, Snorkling, Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl, or Jeff Gammon.<br /><br />Damn you Internet!<br /><br />(Oh, goatse and tubgirl...fuck, I should just go kill myself now)<br /><br />oh, and furries.<br /><br /><br />---
OT: My hair is really long now - almost past my shoulders. Why? I got tired of looking like every other shaved head homunculus out there. Same with the beard. I used to have a goatee back when only artists and gay men had them. When I started noticing that NASCAR drivers and country music stars were rockin&#039; the &#039;tee I knew that, for me, the style had jumped the shark.
&quot;Sorry, Oily. But you&#039;re so tight, wet, and crazy that I already shot my load. Napping now.&quot;
You know...he looks a lot like Rick Scott. Say, you don&#039;t think...
Tighter...wetter...crazier...and totally disinterested.
We really should thank them.
Or playing the rusty trombone.