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The photo is 6 years old. From a snow storm, apparently.

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She was especially hated for being Austrian, because Austria was a traditional enemy of France. Again, not her fault.

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[while hiding from Trump in a locker room, a reporter sees three corpses that look eerily familiar]Reporter: [checks dogtags] Forbes... Moore.Trump: [appears just as the reporter looks at Laffer's corpse] Laffer. [enters room]Reporter: They're Economist. Last season's winners.Trump: No. Last season's losers.

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Forbes, Laffer, and Moore aren't just wrong on humanity. They're wrong on economics.

But they can do for the US what they did for Kansas. Leave it a economic wasteland covered in dust.

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And Vlad, don't forget his troll farms.

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Ivanka Antionette's suggestion will be great in the coming real estate crash and millions out of work with no income. Let them build tents.

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It's one that's being sent up for Stephen Miller's dinner.

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Or quite rationally, as the case may be.

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My Safeway has a prominently displayed sign on the door saying they're hiring at all locations in the area.

I'm half tempted.

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I'm from Salem, Mass! We know from broom transport around here. I don't think Ivanka would encounter too many friendly faces here....

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Well, the cook does. Ivanka is busy getting her nails done.

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Omg! What kind of commie nonsense is this! Those rich fuckers *neeeeed* all that money.

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I hope her fucking "campfire" burns down the house.

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You choads all backed the guy who's brought us a sub-20k Dow because you thought the only qualification was someone who could hold a pen to sign tax cuts. Well, you got him. Now, as the kids say, kindly yeet yourselves into the sun.

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The love child of Milton Berle and a sick monkey's wet ass.

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Oh, they suck dead rats.

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