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jqheywood's avatar

MUSHROOM LIBEL!!!!?!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Sounds to me like the group he was with figured out pretty fast he's a Dexter, a tool, a turbo - so they pretended to go along with his silly little scheme, let him go first into the museum and get a facefull of pepper spray, and watched happily from the outside while it all happened.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

For no good reason I just listened to Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity sexually harass a young lady at the Wall Street Protest under the guise of a telephone interview.

She was bright, articulate, and clear with her message - so InSannity was reduced to asking her to take off her shirt. He tried to bait her with his leading questions; she refused to respond, politely asked him to let her finish speaking, and generally let InSannity make a complete and utter fool of himself.

I'm sure InSannity's wife and family are very proud of him.

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The Quirk's avatar

We're talking dildos, right?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait....let me see if I got this...

The protesters are being criticized for something actually done by a rightwing plant...by not only the usual sources but also the rightwing plant who orchestrated the break-in himself?

I'm having a really hard time wrapping my head around this.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That's how we measure penis size around here. Or we would if Kristen were a dude.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And then Netflix cancelled the launch of Qwikster. So, you know, mission accomplished.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

For his next trick, Patrick will stick his face up a skunk's ass, and after getting hosed good and wet with that sweet, sweet musk, commend the skunk for giving him Reason #43 he doesn't have to worry about getting laid.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I."

That boy ain't right in the head.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If my memory serves, Yosemite Sam did something like this, once, on <i>Bugs Bunny.</i>

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Fucking retard is retarded.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Dang it, you beat me to it.

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